gordos freman lover 5000

I LOVE HALF LIFE!!! Call me birb, all prns .....I like the funny science game, every character I like is mexican cuz IM mexican so like beware  or whatever

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[badassdemonsword]

[birbmachinee]

love is real and it’s hearing the crowd singing along to Lonely Day, drowning out Daron singing

[critowski]

his smooth moves

[smallconsciousness]

Incredible defence mechanism

[cerealmix]

[anerdyloser]

stain knows how to suck and he does it well

[triangleguy]

[bugfail]

i <3 slander

[bugfail]

[birbmachinee]

that was a nightmare thank you rtvs I loved every second I can’t wait for the 2nd stream

[spireofshadow]

[socpens]

[microwaiver]

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[byjove]

giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.

[churropussy]

How is it that in this entire post you didn’t say the word “woman” once? Only one sex gives birth. Only women have these experiences, only women are at risk for everything mentioned here, women are the only people this applies to. Erasing the word enables the problem.

[byjove]

I’m an evil trans man with a big fat pussy and it’s my life’s purpose to erase women by using inclusive language. Everyone I make a post a random woman disappears off the planet. Clean vanishes. They’re renaming all maternity wards labor & delivery wards because of me. The word breastfeeding no longer exists in the dictionary. It’s all chestfeeding now. Many world powers are trying to stop me. They can’t. They’re too slow. I’m always two steps ahead.

[james-spooky]

is this anything