War Never Changes

Alex | 22 | he/him | INFP | weird New Wave listening web surfing plushie hoarding raccoon fighting for his life

[puzzleddonkey]

I can't believe this happened in the NES Godzilla Creepypasta secret chapter

[doggscape]

Do you want your own kannibal kitty? Feel the urge to feed into your desires, by feeding on the neighborhood strays? Well you’re in luck! Coming soon to a Ko-Fi near you, your very own Gullotina shaker charm!

https://ko-fi.com/s/3eb3fd3d7a

This is my first attempt in selling acrylic charms, and all funds will go to helping me buy my first car.

Tina Shaker Charm (Preorder) - Alexander's Ko-fi Shop

Want your own fat cat with an exotic taste? Now you can with the Gulliotina shaker charm! Featuring a cat shaped clasp, this kitty has eaten

[dailycatsblog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[sacred-portal]

[catcrumb]

[treecitysessions]

Will you guys lose respect for me if I show you my bowl

[treecitysessions]

[digiweed]

yes

[ratbugs]

this is what it’s all about

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[sneebertdeebert]

Sneebert Deebert

[orcboxer]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[limitedmedicine]

【Rippi/リッピ】

fuzzy bugs series

w140×h130xd90mm

@shiba0607

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[liquidstar]

genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

[takaraphoenix]

"average German fairy tale is full of fucked up shit" factoid actualy just statistical error. average German fairy tales are no more fucked up than others. Fucked-Up Shit Enjoyers Wilhelm and Jacob, who lived in cave & wrote fucked up fairy tales each day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[videogameoutofcontext]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

christmas sucks again at my dumb fucking family's house