[machinot]

Maintain eye contact with the girl - Machinot for Nintendo DS - 2005

[swarahlx3]

。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。

happy monday :D

[faysayk]

this is so metal

[symphony-calamity]

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

[bumblingest-bee]

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

[wizardnuke]

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

[wizardnuke]

the kids are gonna be fine. they just happen to be incredibly annoying like every kid before them

[wizardnuke]

what does the fox say. i like trains. LEEEROY JENKINSSSSS. etc. we were all kids once. they are carrying on the tried and true god-given tradition of baffling and irritating adults. power to the children

[viscerophile]

oh yeah we were pretty annoying too

[not-the-blue]

oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.

phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?

[glorious-spoon]

call 911 and something that is definitely not a person picks up.

call 911 and get an operator only for the call to become increasingly weirder and more sinister until you realize that whatever picked up is not there to help.

text messages from someone who's dead. voicemails that sound like dead air until you turn the volume all the way up.

emergency alerts for weather that doesn't happen on earth.

[adhdedrn]

Your phone rings - but it's your phone number on the screen. You answer it, but all you hear is heavy, laboured breathing. You go to say something, only to hear your voice on the other end tell you "It's too late," and hang up.

You get a message from a number you don't recognise. It's a picture of you from behind. You turn and see there's nobody there. When you look back at your phone, you see the sender has sent another text - "Sorry, wrong number."

Your phone rings - it's a private number. You answer it, only to feel the sensation of something licking your ear.

You wake up to find a voicemail. You play it back, only to hear an autotuned version of your own voice reciting a Bible passage - 1 Peter 2: 18-20.

You get an emergency alert. It says "I'm sorry."

[mauvegardens]

Yes.

All of this.

[sarkos]

The sad thing is "Phones don't work" is a feasible thing, it's a classic UFO experience, and in day to day life, possible around highly radioactive emitters.

It's just a lack of imagination to just break phones (or do "retro" horror for the sake of not having cellphones, forgetting carphones were a thing back to the 70s. I was watching The Children (1980) and it featured one,if you think it would break a horror movie.)

For that matter, did people miss "Send more paramedics" from Return of The Living Dead? Do you think the Fire Department is going to stop alien cannibals? The Cops are going to shoot your ghosts?

[firefox-official]

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

[firefox-official]

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

[firefox-official]

What the hell

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Hard rock? Lol. yeah most of them are

[aropride]

i understand toddlers cuz if i was just born a couple years ago and someone tried to get me to understand and say words while i'm growing insane amounts of teeth very quickly and painfully i'd be having a temper tantrum on the floor of a department store too

[aropride]

at the point in my life where whenever a kid cries in public i'm like man i get it. carry on

[papayajuan2019]

two things

buenos dias

[snivy]

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

[ufohshit]

as my friend, I hope you feel completely free to let me know if I did something to upset you. As for me, I will forever rot

[ampervadasz]

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

Life Could Be Nightmare

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

[rockdistributor100]

Life Could Be Dream

[rockdistributor100]

[disgustinggf]

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

[desscaras-world]

forgor