Brother Ass 🫏

idiot scribe // saint francis of assisi superfan and conclave glazer // fanart and freakblog // twt: birdmetaphor

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"I have sinned against my brother the ass."

St. Francis of Assisi

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Frankenstein (2025)

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Capuchin capuchin

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Here’s what cardinal Lawrence would look like if he was stuck in a glue trap:

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eastern orthodox monks and wizards

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?????

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Look who’s administering communion dawg I’m going to hell ☠️☠️

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C*MCLAVE 2!!

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Conclave (2024)

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Another one from today 🕊️

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Monk I sketched while taking notes

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In PUBLIC and in PRIVATE?!?!

Drew sirisco from memory while I waited for my black mold to be removed. Idk how people feel about the Decameron (2024) but it was so serious for me and the five other people who saw it

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Many times i replayed that scene just to check if the arm hairs matched and if that was really Hale. He was honest about sitting nude in the dark for AD, why he was he being coy if that was really him in The Decameron?

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I put the brightest minds to work on this case (my friend who is also crazy and freaky and thirsty for Tony Hale) And he compared frames of body hair patterns from Buster clips + the curve and proportions of his shoulders + shape of his fingers and we came to terms with the fact that it was him and that he really did look that good. Idk why he’s being coy though like…we know it was you…stop playing these mind games with us….💔💔💔

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Im half and half i just want him to tell the truth or anyone from the production say "yes we saw Tony's ass...it was ass-some"

But okay i think we'll just believe it was him. He was in good body form while playing Dr. Curtain in TMBS. I cant resist staring at his ass when he was dancing in ep 2

When did ur and ur friend's crush on TH first happen? Mine was back in the 2010s when i was rewatching AD and Veep was still running at the time. I get crushes on funny men despite them not being that handsome.

I find ur blog amusing very perverted monks (Sirisco said it)

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VERY PERVERTED MONKS IM DYINGGG

It was Buster back when I started arrested development 2 yrs ago, then when I finished it and the Decameron was announced shortly after, Gary and Sirisco both hit me like crack in the 80’s bc I hadn’t looked into his filmography yet, I was just so arrested brained. And funnily enough me and that friend actually first interacted in the comments section under some random tweet of a pic of buster (we were arguing over whose husband he was)

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In PUBLIC and in PRIVATE?!?!

Drew sirisco from memory while I waited for my black mold to be removed. Idk how people feel about the Decameron (2024) but it was so serious for me and the five other people who saw it

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Many times i replayed that scene just to check if the arm hairs matched and if that was really Hale. He was honest about sitting nude in the dark for AD, why he was he being coy if that was really him in The Decameron?

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I put the brightest minds to work on this case (my friend who is also crazy and freaky and thirsty for Tony Hale) And he compared frames of body hair patterns from Buster clips + the curve and proportions of his shoulders + shape of his fingers and we came to terms with the fact that it was him and that he really did look that good. Idk why he’s being coy though like…we know it was you…stop playing these mind games with us….💔💔💔

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POV: You broke Jesus' heart :( Kidding aside, Sirisco was in fact THE man of the house

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In PUBLIC and in PRIVATE?!?!

Drew sirisco from memory while I waited for my black mold to be removed. Idk how people feel about the Decameron (2024) but it was so serious for me and the five other people who saw it

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This is bellesco to me