pretty bird

hi, im mig! funny bird on the [tumblr] (icon is by @beesgav!) (25 | pan | he/him)

[birdhusband]

um hi new followers. i promise i am much cooler than what this tumblr blog paints me as

(The author of this post has been listening to PinkPantheress all day long.)

[qqchurch]

[nmri]

just watched a bird do a mating dance and get REJECTEDDDDDDDD #NatureIsBeautiful

[chimpanzeedotcom]

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

[mousegirlheart]

fatty. fatass. fat girl. stop getting a boner i didnt say you could enjoy this

[mousegirlheart]

[sylestial]

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

[pallidprincess]

that one screenshot of anthony bourdain taking valium on a plane and tweeting about applejack being a lesbian belongs in the louvre

[pallidprincess]

culturally significant work

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[charl0ttan]

Erm,, you Masturbste?? Why........

if i dont somebody else will

[villainessbian]

oh so you're taking our jobs away from us

[charl0ttan]

eh

[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

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[pukicho]

"Don't steal" mfs when they see me stealing $50,000,000 dollars worth of cool shit for free:

(Someone else add a reaction image I don't like them so I don't have any dowloaded.)

[cisnt-critter-just-reblogging]

[pukicho]

?

[thehappysmiler]

[pisboy]

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

[hollowtones]

This? 

[pisboy]

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

[hollowtones]

Only gif I got, boss.

[throathole]

[meows-at-ur-post]

Meow

[meows-at-meows-at-ur-post]

Meow

[throathole]

Hi beautiful kitys

[oneheadtoanother]

[sambuchito]

(about to jerk you off) wait which way was it again righty tighty or lefty loosey ✋😅🤚 oh well! (twists so hard it rips your peanis clean off)

[sambuchito]

la traduccion en español de esto que sería tipo (a punto de hacerte una paja) para en que sentido era la derecha ajusta o la izquierda libera ✋😅🤚 bue ya foe (retorcijón tan fuerte que te corta la pija)