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It’s kind of crazy seeing how many people would have just straight up supported Hitler if they were born in that period. Saw a tik tok today of a someone saying “why are teachers and drivers bragging about not letting ICE into their rooms to find students. You all know that’s a federal crime right?” Like they care more about the Government that controls them than the innocent lives of the people around you. There is the sentiment on the right that laws=morality when that simply isn’t that case. The family the hid Anne Frank was breaking the law. Harriet Tubman broke the law. Abolitionists were breaking the law every day. In the upcoming years MAGA and his cult are going to try to trick us into thinking we are in the wrong side of History, but we know we won’t be. History will look back on this time and judge these people harshly they supported him.

#politics

ruinedchildhood

birdlearning2fly

Me anytime CRJ comes on. Clear my path!

pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated

Sometimes you just gotta quit being a pussy and throw down

colourfulluxury-blog

fullmetal--valchemist

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL THESE TV SHOWS BASED OFF THEIR MOVIES

AND THEY HAD LIKE RIDICULOUS CROSSOVERS

YES, THAT IS HERCULES WITH ALADDIN

AND THEY HAD THESE NEW VILLAINS

(Lady La from Legend of Tarzan)

(NOS-4-A4 from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command)

(Mozenrath from Aladdin)

AND THEY HAD LIKE DARK VERSIONS OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS AND IT WAS RLY TRIPPY. THAT’S LIKE DARK JANE THERE FROM LEGEND OF TARZAN

AND THIS ONE’S CHAOS ALADDIN

AND HERE’S EVIL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

AND THESE WERE ACTUAL EPISODE TITLES THAT WERE RIDICULOUS PUNS

SORRY FOR THAT LONG POST BUT JUST

I REMEMBERED THESE TODAY AND I LOST IT

Thats when Toon Disney was at its peak

My shit

chessys

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

tossingtelevisions

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

theradicalace

what the FUCK

emiria

???!!!!??

rexpinn-deactivated20190705

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

exomoon

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

goldnpoc

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

captainkirk94-deactivated201903

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

advanced-procrastination

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

quousque

???? what??? the fuck???????

deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first.

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

spocksplum

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

2-shane-s

Date someone who will date you

methfall

Need me a freak like that

finallyhaunted

“I can’t do that, it gives me anxiety” vs. “it gives me anxiety because I haven’t done it” = unstoppable force vs. immovable object

sizvideos

thelogicalghost

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

bettsplendens

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

queenvideodame-blog

I aspire to be as chill as Finn and Jake.

mysharona1987

drunkhemingway

1. You fucking live here

2. You fucking live here

3. You fucking live here

4. You fucking live here

5. You fucking live here

weavemama

Imagine hating homeless people so much u find ways to make their lives shittier instead of providing them with the resources they need

weavemama

and unfortunately this isn’t the first time people have did things against poor people…

…THIS SHIT NEEDS TO END NOW

skeletonphonic-deactivated20191

“hostile architecture” is one of those things that sounds like it should be awesome from the name

and then you find out what it actually means and are filled with violent nausea

daggers-drawn

Destroying Hostile Architecture is an act of human decency

wahbegan

There was a bridge where i went to school, under which homeless people hung out a lot. Where I met this guy Bill. This guy who’d been fired from his job as an air traffic controller for testing positive for weed, whose wide had left him and taken everything. We sat there talking for like hours and he shared his vodka with me and offered me a smoke even though he had next to nothing.

And i come back to visit a year later and the motherfuckers have cemented fucking jagged rocks to all the support structures so nobody can sit on them i was fucking livid i hate this shit so much this man had the clothes on his back, a plastic bottle of booze, and a pack of cigarettes, and a place to rest. That’s it. That’s all he had and he still had the kindness and generosity to share what little he had with me, someone who didn’t need it at all

You know what come to think of it, i haven’t met a single homeless person who hasn’t at least offered me a cigarette or something when i’ve talked to them and you sons of bitches won’t even let them have a place to sit down for 5 fucking minutes

If you see this shit and you’re physically able, break it. Get rid of it. Put a mattress over those spikes between pillars

lioar

Anyone who thinks homeless people are a nuisance or an inconvenience should have every single thing that they own and hold dear removed from them for at least a year and see how they fucking like it!