✨funky bird man✨

they/xe/ae/he | 21 | neurodivergent | i write and draw sometimes | pfp by bearfromafridge (artfight)

[birdpersonz]

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current project: hol2 fics

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hi friends, im bird the funky bird person

this blog is mainly for random junk and art, i like writing but id usually only post it on my ao3 (https://archiveofourown.org/users/birdpersonz)

im funky neurodivergent and am an otherkin and plural system

my fixations change over time but usually ill be into things like rain world, psychonauts, skylanders, ninjago, and high on life

my posts are sfw and i don't see that changing any time soon, i do write gore but it'll be in the warnings so i dont jumpscare anyone

if you have any questions feel free to ask me or if you want to have a chat about anything and i hope you have a quite swell day or night :)

@arandompeep is my partner in crime give them a follow :)

[jamismejamiam]

Knack text posts cause they've infested my brain

[jamismejamiam]

Part 2 cause I couldn't fit them all

[birdpersonz]

So I haven't played pragmata yet (Im waiting for it to go on sale) but I've played the demo like 3 times within the past like day and I've already started formulating angst

Hear me out

Diana is an android, so she won't age, right? But Hugh is still human. And then I started thinking of Diana watching Hugh's body and mind deteriorate as he gets older and she's next to him as he passes because she doesn't want him to be alone

Please excuse any inaccuracies I've only played the demo and seen a handful of videos but I've been thinking about this all night

Also I've only known Diana for a day but I'd kill anyone that did anything to her

[themindbehindthejork]

NONBINARY TAMTEY CANON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[emptinesstomelodyao3-deactivate]

It’s always

“When will fanfic writers update their stories?”

And never

“Does this fanfic writer have adequate enrichment to engage in writing behaviours?”

Fanfiction writers (Scriptor fictus) are intelligent animals who need plenty of enrichment as well as encouragement! If they’re stuck in poor conditions (e.g. have studies, work, have to actually write to have something written) then they require the proper enrichment to engage in more healthy behaviours, like writing. Remember, due to poor breeding and socialisation, over half of all fanfic writers suffer from low self confidence and executive dysfunction so take care of them!

Give your fanfic writers proper care. Fanfiction writers are a life long commitment.

[eminemily05]

We live on a diet of praise, appreciation, and bond well with like minded gremlins.

Sigh, it’s a hard life..

[frogcabbage]

"Kill them with kindess" Wrong. Hemolytic injector. 🩸💉🩸💉🩸💉🩸💉🩸💉🩸💉🩸

[yo-snap]

haha funni video gehm

[thejestofit]

Ive been playing HOL since tbe beginning of the day and ive been tweaking out cause i'm trynna drain the game of all its content and I just have to say

I HATE THOSE STUPID MODS!!! I DONT LIKE THAT THEY TURN MY GUNS DIFFERENT COLOURS!!! THEY LOOK SICKLY!!! 😡 I KEEP BUYING THEM NOT REALIZING ITS A MOD AND THEN REALIZING ITS JUST A HUGE WASTE OF MONEY!!!! love the game 10/10 would recommend

[birdpersonz]

I could be wrong but I feel like the mods use the palettes of the other characters

Most notably being sweezy's bullet rewind and (i think) harper's magnum using gus's palette, and gus has goopsuck that looks like g3 recruits

I like the concept of it but some of the palettes are so goddamn gross

Ps give me back my remote detonation mod squanch games I miss it

[heilos]

I truly believe being a tumblr user for longer then 5+ years gives you the resilience of a 1000 suns compared to other social media websites while also turning you into some kind of cave dwelling gremlin creature collecting their favorite treasures through reblogs.

[xxrei-4everxx]

tell ur headmates ur proud of them.

tell your headmates you'll try your best and you appreciate their best.

tell the scary, mean lookin headmate they can always come talk & relax if they wanna, they don't need to always be on high alert.

tell the joyous whimsy-filled headmate that it's okay for them to be upset or down sometimes, too, they're more than just their positivity.

tell the scared, in denial headmate to take their time, and that you'll be here for when they're ready. they don't have to feel guilty.

tell the blurry, distant headmate you still care even if you maybe don't get to talk a lot.

tell yourselves you're proud. okay? ^_^

[thejestofit]

What if I spontaneously combust ouuggh my god #I'mGay

I'm so genuinely gay its not funny I'm going to do wicked things

Theeeese are just doodles... I might make more serious drawings I am unsure because the Bounty Hunters suit is so complicateddd...

Plsplsplspls I need HOL moots we should share art together 🥹

[birdpersonz]

honestly i cant remember who said it but i was playing hol2 last night and one of the characters mentioned that its been 5 years since the events of the first game and from the perspective of a fanfic writer whos been digging through the internet since release to find out how much time has passed this voice line honestly feels like a godsend

[birdpersonz]

how we feeling about the file name for the fic im writing

[mesmerallda]

every month or so i get a video about "HOW SKYLANDERS COULD COME BACK IN [YEAR]" or something about "SKYLANDERS 7" in my recommended and i just feel like this each time

[birdpersonz]

come feast my brethren

[nuclearwastetoday]

HIGH ON LIFE 2 SPOILERS (#talking about BH trauma)

will we perchance address the fact that BH:

1) became the most wanted terrorist ever + probs the most expensive bounty too

2) lowkey stabbed themselves in the face and lost a lot of blood and now likely has scars all over it? aint gonna talk how they could've lost an eye or smth

3) got BOTH of their arms cut off (wtf) (+blood lose again, they didn't even do anything to this open wounds when the first arm was gone)

4) got forcibly drugged three times and way out of safe dosage too (or 6 times if you count first game too)

5) got injected their own rotting* flesh and became freaky monster (im not gonna rent about how its kinda makes zero sense cus cannibalism exist and blood transference too, when i was watching this scene i really thought that nothing gonna happen and it would be a joke)

* - im pretty sure their hands wont be fresh after sitting somewhere in nipulons (whatever his names is spelled) coat or where did he kept that anyway

6) got hit by RV twice (thanks gene)

7) where so disconnected with the rest of family that they lowkenuinely didn't know they had HALF BROTHER (what???)

8) DIDNT KNOW THAT their sister got down with harper AND a robot (whose name i cant remember)

they need to idk chill, go to a vacation (but without travis and they need to do smth HEALTHY please)

[birdpersonz]

i thought that the first game and dlc had angst potential holy moly see you in 3 weeks im on a fanfic grind