Fuck Off.

this was supposed to be a Star Wars blog. (She/her, 24) (prev. dishonoronyouandyacow)

[carlitosalcaritos]

your fave is problematic - Jannik Sinner edition, part 2

allegedly suspended for three months but secretly got a BBL instead

came back from suspension just to tell us all he was single

still a sickly Victorian child (Cincinnati final)

addicted to winking at his 'generational rival' (rizz lord)

waited over a year to show us pictures of his (massive - but definitely not fat) Norwegian cat Yeti

struggles with putting on party hats

wasted three match points in the Roland Garros final, still came back to win Wimbledon a month later (my crippling anxiety could never)

accidentally cursed Grigor Dimitrov

absolutely rawdogged Wimbledon 2025. No physio, no trainer, no elbow, no first serve, just a backhand and a dream.

king of doing side quests (easily bored)

full time tennis player, part time Andrea Bocelli backing singer (???)

dressed as a video game plumber for a whole ass grand slam, and still somehow pulled it off

[doctoralhashimi]

(insp.)

[bestiolin]

maarten inghels

[animate-mush]

@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"

[janniksins]

JANNIK SINNER for Rolex

[unwastelandunbaby]

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

[ladamania]

(via @divorce-enjoyer)

[mythicamagic]

One of my favourite things when reading fanfiction is when you click with an author's style so much that you adore the fanfiction you're reading, and once it's over you need more. So you go to their page and hope that there's more for any fandom you might know- only there isn't any. They've written for other fandoms you aren't familiar with and never would've thought about before.

But you're down so bad for their style and talent that they got you wading in like:

[i-like-plan-m]

asjkdfbgn adding @toast-the-unknowing’s tags:

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[plant-based-person]

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

[plant-based-person]

what the people want, the people get

you see

my professor’s take is that mary shelley is feminizing victor throughout the novel, as a way of flipping gender roles and putting a male character through female experiences.

evidence as explained:

victor is creating life. he is putting his health at risk (spends two years with little sleep or socialization) to bring life forth into this world

his illness after he is shocked by the creature coming to life is akin to both ‘hysteria’ and postpartum depression

he pretty much swoons, let’s be honest

henry clerval, a man who has been characterized as manly and heroic, has to chase after damsel-in-distress victor and care for him as he convalesces 

afterward, he hides what he did and went through, for fear that others will label him crazy and emotional and not believe him. sound familiar?

Victor in general is more emotional than the other characters and is constantly tempering his reactions to not be seen as irrational 

the book does not otherwise have central female characters 

Also, Shelley’s mother died in childbirth. It’s interesting, then, that Shelley presents the creation of life as something horrific and damaging. She parallels Victor with her mother.

in conclusion, Frankenstein (1818) by Mary  Wollstonecraft Shelley is one of the first examples of mpreg in English literature 

[tamilhobbit]

I was not expecting that last line.

[sconewithcarbonara]

If he’s a ghost at ur behind he’s the dorkiest pookiest cutest ghost in the world

[fiery-blues]

headcanon that whitaker dresses like a butch lesbian outside the hospital because of santos' influence. those two probably share clothes like siblings.

[nudityandnerdery]

[ramonekemono]

IT'S REAL FOLKS

Billionaire Dies After Swallowing a Bee During Polo Match

Indian auto parts billionaire Sunjay Kapur died after reportedly swallowing a bee during a polo match at the Queen’s Cup in Windsor.

[hulksmashley]

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

[gentlekingsmen]

[socrappyicoulddie]

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

[johannestevans]

I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

[xnicoloalkaysani]

meme-ing shen bcause we’re basically the same person | pt4

[occultbooks]

i love javadi because she’s very intelligent but still very much a YOUNG woman . she’s 20. she can handle herself perfectly fine but she has a crush on a coworker and she giggles when he knows her name. she employs incredible ingenuity in the face of extreme stress but she’s still naive and awkward. i love that.

[theconcealedweapon]

[rubytactician]

How dare you leave this in the tags

[dorothylarouge]

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

[lagtrainzzz]

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

[dorothylarouge]

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name