your fave is problematic - Jannik Sinner edition, part 2
allegedly suspended for three months but secretly got a BBL instead
came back from suspension just to tell us all he was single
still a sickly Victorian child (Cincinnati final)
addicted to winking at his 'generational rival' (rizz lord)
waited over a year to show us pictures of his (massive - but definitely not fat) Norwegian cat Yeti
struggles with putting on party hats
wasted three match points in the Roland Garros final, still came back to win Wimbledon a month later (my crippling anxiety could never)
accidentally cursed Grigor Dimitrov
absolutely rawdogged Wimbledon 2025. No physio, no trainer, no elbow, no first serve, just a backhand and a dream.
king of doing side quests (easily bored)
full time tennis player, part time Andrea Bocelli backing singer (???)
dressed as a video game plumber for a whole ass grand slam, and still somehow pulled it off





















