ovo

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[subcommander-heartache]

the infamous None Pizza with Left Beef returns

[voaga]

[freakbeetch]

AWESOME FACTS ABOUT ‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON’ !

[megustamemes]

[always-on-the-way]

i can’t stop watching

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

his hair tho, as the hood flies off

[certified-p0ser]

there’s a lot to discuss here

[poyzn]

That is so cute you might just vomit a rainbow.

[witchqueenofthemoon]

My heart my heart

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“You are part of the family now smol doge”

[oldpinebones-deactivated2022041]

Harlow and Sage (and Reese)! They have an instagram and it’s basically always the highlight of my day.

[redditfront]

My whole life has been a lie!

[pardonmewhileipanic]

i’ll never be the same again after seeing this

[disgustinganimals]

I’M SO PISSED OFF RN YOU GUYS

[hellostarchild]

WHAT

[basiccaninefurry-deactivated201]

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

[libraryjournal]

[furiroad]

how do werewolves seduce people

[furiroad]

they awoo them

[boredpanda]

Cats In Kimonos Are A Thing In Japan

[fatbabecouncil]

Omg

[lanabenik0-blog]

here’s to the kids that use fictional characters as a way of coping. here’s to the kids that stay up late crying to their favourite characters. here’s to the kids that imagine their favourite character by their side when they’re experiencing bad anxiety in public. here’s to the kids that need works of fiction to keep on surviving.

[black-quadrant]

adding a shootout to adults who cope in this way too. life doesn’t become easy just because you’ve grown up.

[emephwrites]

^^^^ that ^^^^

[klayleydaily]

[birdypup]

Klayley + quotes 

[splinteryourspine]

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

[splinteryourspine]

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?

[roachpatrol]

what if when humans went out into the galaxy all the aliens panicked because if the dinosaurs’ tiny fur snacks now had spaceships and laser blasters and interstellar colonies then what the fuck were the dinosaurs up to??? 

[rockpapertheodore]

#important human policy: do not let any aliens know the dinosaurs are extinct#EVER

[deathofthetext]

jurassic park movies as extremely important interstellar propaganda

[heartinelli]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way better than saying you’re a cashier at McDonald’s

[felinerage-deactivated20210328]

That’s pretty much how a well written resume works.

[lastlips]

Need to up my bullshitting game

[aryastarksource]

[birdypup]

You saw her iron, but not the beauty underneath.

                             (requested by kittenbalerion)