Book Dragon

Author. Published author in DARK CONJURINGS A SHORT FICTION HORROR ANTHOLOGY. Shipper trash for so many ships it's not even funny anymore.

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

"we need more stories about evil women" you couldn't even handle Amy March

[enigma-the-mysterious]

"we need more stories about evil women" you couldn't even handle Milady de Winter

[scattered-vernal]

new show new slides you know how it be

[enigma-the-mysterious]

OP, do you want major S3 spoilers or do you want to see a baby in Porthos' arms? I am asking the real question here

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

you come onto my post and be funnier than me

[xiaq]

So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.

[xiaq]

You take the time to look up the specs and even with that knowledge post it for an insulting low price?? Also this asshole had to have posted it within an hour or two of stealing in. Unreal.

[xiaq]

Just making shit up left and right. I’ve called the police and they’re useless so I’ve called reliable backup: climber friends. So far I have four men and two vehicles that will be joining B and I at the rendezvous. Bike heist is a go.

[xiaq]

@pastelsailorr That is absolutely what’s going to happen.

[xiaq]

Bike heist was a success. I met the thief, asked him to take it for a test ride, and then just…rode away. lol.

At which point, the boys all got out of their cars where they were waiting to have a chat with the guy. B met me with our car two blocks away, we put the bike in the back, and returned to Safeway to see how the boys were faring. Thief had already skedaddled, but they’d told him to never step foot on my property again and he apologized and booked it. So we had an adrenaline-fueled morning that nonetheless reinforced that we’ve moved to a place with a great community of friends willing to drop everything on a Saturday morning to help us, and the guys claimed it was the most fun they’d had in months.

[apofiss]

Starfall. Wallpaper size available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/apofiss

[sinvw5]

"People like me have to make two lists: what they need and what they want. You keep the first list short, if you're smart, and you burn the second one." - Alix E. Harrow, Starling House

[redcofu]

one of my favourite episodes is "the beach" btw :^)

[nonstopflightt]

The three musketeers & text posts part 4

[fandomsandfeminism]

The Lightning Thief (2005)

Chalice of the Gods (2023)

[merlinoutofcontext]

[thealogie]

[and-corn]

are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

[your-not-invisible-to-me]

Charlie cosplaying at a con? Amazing. Bluey? An icon if you will.

Someone asking for a photo just for his cosplay and not even realizing it was him till hours later? I’m cackling my ass off a chair HELP

[were--ralph]

?????? NATIONAL HERO???

[were--ralph]

this person needs protection this is not a joke we need to keep them safe

[jemhowling]

not a woman tho! she isn’t comfy with that word

[mousegirlballs]

[nyancrimew]

just htought i'd let u know that this is the funniest shit anyone has ever said abt me

[onamountaintop]

[roane72]

Best trick I ever picked up. Seriously.

[catastrophe-jones]

I have also learned this is great for [PICK A COOL NAME FOR A SHIP] and [LOOK UP THE FACTS ABOUT OXYGEN LEVELS] and [WHAT’S THE WORD] and [DOUBLECHECK CHARACTER’S EYE COLOR] and ALL KINDS OF THINGS.

Anything that isn’t critical in the moment, and could be filled in later while I’m currently trying to burn through writing pages that will be lost if I don’t get them out right now? Brackets.

[betweentimeand42]

This is seriously the best advice, and it really helps put it into perspective that the first draft is just that- a draft. There’s no reason to agonize over a particularly tricky bit of writing when you could just leave it in brackets and skip to the good parts, the parts you’ve visualized. I also use brackets for [fact-check this], [use a stronger verb], [is this in character?] and other notes as I write, just so I don’t forget what I want to work on when I go back and edit. 

[petermorwood]

Note the good sense of [brackets] not (parentheses).

Parentheses AKA round brackets can appear in fiction, usually as an afterthought in a character's thoughts or narration (as I saw them used just recently), but square brackets hardly ever do.

[ao3topshipsbracket]

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Quarterfinals

James T. Kirk/Spock (Star Trek) vs Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Kirk/Spock

Aziraphale/Crowley

Voting ended onOct 9, 2023

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

OH DEAR WE ARE LOSING! VOTEEEEEEEE ❤

[neil-gaiman]

There is, as Spock would point out, no dishonour in losing to the greatest pairing of all time.

[neil-gaiman]

You remember how I told everyone the plot of Season 2 before it aired?

(Everyone tries to remember and then shakes their heads.)

That's right. I didn't. I spent several years going "wait and see". And you waited and you saw.

I'm not going to reveal any of the plot of Season 3, either. So there's really no point in asking me to make things happen, or to tell me what you do or you don't want to happen. I'm not going to.