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@bis3xualmax
i love ragebaiting @straightestmike !!
im married to @athleticlucas but we're in an open relationship and im lowkey in love with @straightestella
@lesbianestrobin, @lesbianestnancy, @dustin-judges, and @gayestwiil are my other friends!!
if you want smcu(straightest mike cinematic universe) lore go to @lesbianestrobin's account!!
Huge fan of Kate Bush. She saved the life of the person I love.
i love her too... i wonder why🤷♀️🤷♀️
Robin and Nancy are Max’s parents propaganda has been approved by Maya herself
GOODBYE SMCU
It's been fun.
I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU.
@dustin-judges
I think I’ve known you a pretty long time Diana, which is why this is so important for me to say. The evidence is pretty damming. Everyone knows two people can’t have the same interests. Friendship doesn’t exist.
I'm sorry... I have to admit this. WE are ALL Diana...
I apologize to this public which has trusted me. But the fact is, the SMCU's story about self-acceptance was just an allegory for me, Diana.
I am clearly so demented I needed to make up friends. Which is why everyone in the SMCU is, in fact, Diana.
WE are ALL Diana.
i am just one of 40 sideblogs created by diana...
i spend hours messaging back and forth with myself and creating new canva and google accounts just to talk to myself and collaborate on lore with myself
claire is one of my many personalities i made up finals for her to take and even put her on a different timezone because i am just so elaborate!!!
i believe🥹
No DNA Test needed, that is Mama...
@dustin-judges @athleticlucas @bis3xualmax
wait.. that doesnt mean me and @athleticlucas are siblings... right? cuz, you know, the whole married thing!!
oh shit! i didn’t think of that. well, lucas is our child and you can be the lesbians child fully!
that solves it! you’re still my child, just like my daughter-in law
ohhh ok that makes sense!!
The Rapture - Part 3
You make it to the end of the passage, your path now blocked by white walls.
On the floor lies a single piece of paper.
You pick it up.
How do you respond?
ooc: If you want to receive a judgement, fill in this form however you want (you can just answer in a reblog). Interpret the question however you feel is best for your character, but try to focus on what your character has learnt about love over the course of your rp. And this includes all types of love, not only romantic!!! The next part will come out in a day, to give people a proper chance to respond if they want to. Happy New Year!
Love is imperfect, love hurts, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth it. To love is to compromise, to be patient, to be present, to be honest, and to be understanding. Love is a battle and no matter what side you are on, you can be assured that you’ll always win, as long as you keep fighting for what lives deep in your heart. Love is an ache that defines how real that feeling is. Love is constantly reminding you of what matters most. Love is waiting beside a hospital bed for 18 months. Love is driving alongside your best friend with or without a set route. Love is heatedly discussing what to watch before bed. Love is being there for a friend in need. Love is the answer and the cure. Love sets you free.
Just you and me and the big screen 🍿🎥
No DNA Test needed, that is Mama...
@dustin-judges @athleticlucas @bis3xualmax
wait.. that doesnt mean me and @athleticlucas are siblings... right? cuz, you know, the whole married thing!!
I figure it could be a nature vs nurture thing…since we kinda grew up together? Like a…wolf pack or animal herd…or something?
Or babe maybe we just mirror each other’s behavior/actions because we love each other so much! Right? Right?!
uh- i- i mean i hope so!!! that seems...right, i guess?! yeah! if we were siblings i mightve vanished off the face of the earth
No DNA Test needed, that is Mama...
@dustin-judges @athleticlucas @bis3xualmax
wait.. that doesnt mean me and @athleticlucas are siblings... right? cuz, you know, the whole married thing!!
hey remember how the smcu said being closeted doesn't mean you aren't queer. it just means you are blind and afraid. does anyone remember how the smcu said when you are hiding from yourself you are hurting everyone else. do you remember how they said every version of you will be the thing you most hate about yourself because you cannot make this go away, no matter how hard you try. remember how the smcu said you can keep hiding. you can keep being afraid. you can know you are going to die and you can die someone you aren't. you will have to look the person you've become in the eye. you will have to look at everything you could have been. you will have to know that love could have saved you. but it is your choice.
and stranger things season five volume three said...?
THE 👏🏻 SMCU 👏🏻 DID 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 BETTER 👏🏻
BREAKING NEWS
The mortal duffer brothers have been BANNED from the entire city Chicago by the mayor
When asked to comment on the situation the mayor said this:
RESULTS ARE IN FOR SMCU-CHICAGO MAYORAL RACE
Here at @smcu-reports we're always happy to bring you the biggest news. We are honored to have brought to you this race, and this story, into your hands.
@straightestmike and @gayestcody gave some phenomenal moments during this mayoral bid.
We saw some surprise surprise endorsements from both sides.
Huntrix came onto the scene to express their support for Cody Ferdinand and Chrissy Cunningham's campaign.
In reaction, BTS came forward with their own endoresment.
We also saw two beloved solo musicians of our 2025 come with their own takes.
There were some moments even our own staff were shocked by. In a major upset for @straightestmike, who is a known fan of Kurtis Conner, the man came forward to endorse the Cody&Chrissy campaign.
There was also word from the two figureheads of New Jersey's Gotham City.
Batman stated than in the chance of Willkey's success, he would leave Gotham to protect the SMCU's Chicago.
Relationships began to look faulty within the Sapphic Polycule due to political divisions within the relationship.
WILLKEY GOT ENGAGED, DID YOU GUYS FUCKING THAT SEE THAT LIKE WHAT DHSYAGVDGHFKSAVKHASGVFKHAVDSFHKGASVHH— Political moves were observed from both sides. Wheeler-Henderson built a campaign on @straightestmike's following, playing into the Willkey aspect of the candidate's image.
Cody-Chrissy's grassroots campaign, however, followed a candidate focused on prioritizing the SMCU's members needs and addressing possible concerns.
We also saw our very talented SMCU Artists come in and give a hand to their favored candidates.
art made by @metallicmikus
art posted by @thetruehandsomerat here
art posted by @ast-eri-sm here
Overall, it has been a pleasure to report on this long three-day mayoral candidacy, and we give the best of luck to our new mayor!!!
GREAT ARTICLE??????
BUT WHO THE HELL WON!!?!???????
Oh. RIGHT!!!
With 80% of the 105 votes (we redacted 14 voting frauds, don’t think we didn’t see those you little shits), you are the mayor!!
GASP
I.....
I can't...
I can't believe it... I won.... I actually WON!!!!
I- I NEED TO PREPARE MY VICTORY SPEECH!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! I JUST KNOCKED WILLIS OUT OF BED!!!!
Straightestmike has died
wheeler wbk
@bis3xualmax hey so I’m like you from another dimension?? so how’s life going for you
well hello
it's going pretty good, just missing my bf
wbu?
I think I’m doing pretty well for someone who just got out of a coma and I’m not blind like everyone thought I would be so that’s really good
hey.... me too!!!
@bis3xualmax hey so I’m like you from another dimension?? so how’s life going for you
well hello
it's going pretty good, just missing my bf
wbu?
rovickie and their adopted daughter <3
very canon
@lesbianestrobin @lesbianest-vickie
