prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet

what's that song that goes oh oooh ooh oooh oooh oooh ooooh?

[partybots-archive-deactivated20]

nombre means name in spanish but it means number in french

[palomaxread-deactivated20191210]

"what’s your nombre?" was I making light conversation in spanish or was I hitting on you in French

[castielsconsultingdetective]

but you said half of that in English

[anditlingers]

[flyawaymax]

That’s the opposite of a problem

[30casterlyrock-deactivated20130]

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

[thepeoplesfriend-deactivated201]

Mcdonalds announces the Big McMacklemore.  25% of all profits go to young men who are mistaken as gay because they can draw

[expensivelife]

[biscuitofrage-blog]

no but why don't i own this

[primegifs]

[khemicalvex]

im crying

[literallyfistingyou]

Where did you come from, Where did you go Where did you come from Quirkybrittany

[vancough]

‘Hey Arnold’ and ‘Rugrats’ characters as imagined in their 20s by Celeste Pille.

[love-like-a-ghost]

omg.

[legendary-capricorn-deactivated]

so Arnold got pretty hot, jussayin’

[frenchmontanaween-deactivated20]

Heeeeey Arnold

[raviravioli]

All around me are familiar faces

Worn out places, worn out faces

[im-leaving-goodbye-deactivated2]

can we all agree that white people ruin everything no matter what it is or what race started it

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

all straight white boys have a tattoo of the Vans logo on their forearm and it glows whenever one of them is in trouble

[patrickstarr-blog]

[biscuitofrage-blog]

songs from others

i need a dollar- aloe blacc

clarity- zedd ft. foxes

tonight tonight- hot chelle rae

the way- ariana grande

r.i.p.- young jeezy ft. 2 chainz

lullaby of birdland- mel tormé

get low- ludacris

goldfish-fort knox

dream riot

piano song from up

bang a rang

we the kings- just keep reading 

betty who

brayton bowman

blurred lines- robin thicke ft. t.i. and pharrell

[circumcising]

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

[biscuitofrage-blog]

[recuperare-deactivated20140812]

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.

(via grizzlytales)

[beyoncegifs]