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God bless you

[wisedreamdelusion]

very peaceful looking

[losingmygripdotmp3]

[cottoncandylesbo]

handsome women attempt to bite me daily.

[jame7t]

brother thats crocodilles

[mlarayoukai-archive]

my mutuals

[eliyahu613]

reblog if you regularly speak to homosexuals online.

[ironwoman359]

Reblog if you communicate through phone and computer

[sea-critter]

found in a squat in an abandoned housing development, 2023

[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

[were--ralph]

The clitoris is the powerhouse of the vagina

[coughloop]

i wish puddle water came with a beautiful straw 💖

[beanbagbuddies4life]

The magic of a scorching summer evening

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[yokelfelonking]

SOUND ON

[antonskey]

Donna Tartt novels, a summary

[slimetony]

How does he do that and play it so cool

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

if it was me i would freak out

[angelicguy]

Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on "banished" in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.

[bunjywunjy]

Hello there! Could we have a cursed fact about turkey vultures? Thanks,

you’ve probably heard that most vultures have bald heads so they don’t get all yuck while going about their daily business.

(their daily business is sticking their entire head into rotting carcasses)

and this is true, but maybe you didn’t know that turkey vultures in particular have a moveable neck ruff!

so when it gets cold, they can just-

zip it up.

comfy cozy!

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

And it isn’t JUST turkey vultures. This is a shared skill among every new world vulture.

Ah, what a nice warm day.

Whoops! A cool breeze! Time to zip up my hoodie!

Just a vulture being a vulture.

Uh oh! Turtleneck time!

When you’re meeting the boys for dinner at 6 but have a fashion walk at 7.

Rarest turtleneck in the continent.

And yes, they absolutely do deploy the turtleneck in colder weather just like humans might. Some species are more often seen with it deployed and the opposite is true for others.

[ashen-vulture]

Oh this makes much more sense. I’m not sure why, but somewhere along the line I became convinced that it had to do with reaching maturity, like how bald eagles don’t get their white head and tail until they’re about five years old.

But this. That’s what I look like on a cold, wet winter day, too.

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

If they feel a single rained drop they pull their turtleneck up. They hate rain on their bare little head and necks. They crave umbrellas.

You aren’t wrong to associate it with age though. Juvenile vultures tend to have the turtleneck deployed almost always. Andean condors also get a larger caruncle and more prominent flaps of skin when the turtleneck is not activated as they age, so it is more emphasized when adults are going bare necked

[coughloop]

bro, we wake up to come hang with you. we come over to hang out with you. we are here for you. bro.

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[hungwy]

Let's all go to McDonald's and ask if they have the White Gilgamesh. The spirit of Enkidu will rise up from the underworld and with his rage rend the sky in two, cause mountains to shiver away in fear, dry up the canals and marshes, and split the earth into a thousand canyons!