I'm so tired

My name's Becka and I'm just a bisexual loser who likes giraffes

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[shann-bannn]

This OMG

[mariogolf-deactivated20160726]

slowly approaching bear

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

the bears will be in eventually

[ww-swagabond]

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

[gravegospel]

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

He nyooms

[wistful-pigeon]

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[sjw-dipper]

an easy guide of types of people you can’t trust at a quick glance that will save you so much time:

hamilton icons

killing stalking icons

hetalia icons

camp camp icons

osomatsu san and humanized bill cipher icons are on thin ice and most of them you end up blocking

steven universe icons especially if the character is jasper or the user is white

icons drawn by elentori

shiro vld icons keep at a distance, they’ll probably be a shaladin

urls with something like weeb, weeaboo, otaku, or fujoshi

[sjw-dipper]

[sjw-dipper]

well it’s been fun guys but the police are shutting down my account because I said an anime sucks

[sloppystyle]

[papasmoke]

Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

This ruined my life

[witchscarlet]

Rating the Red Circle Emojis

Apple:

6/10 - its fine i guess. gets the job done. its a bit shiny which i dont really get but overall its nice. actually kinda pleasing the longer i look at it.

Google:

5/10 - very flat but there is a TINY bit of shading which i hate. choose one. but it still works and gets the point across. its fine.

Microsoft:

7/10 - now normally i hate microsofts giant black borders but it really works for this one i think. its simple. its cute. i like it.

Samsung:

3/10 - why the fuck is it so shiny. thats not a red circle thats a sphere. what the fuck am i supposed to do with a sphere. fuck this.

Twitter:

9/10 - hell yeah. simple. zen. it is kinda dark compared to the rest which im deducting points for. overall hell yeah. 

emojidex:

-11000/10 - what the fuck is this. do i even need words. fuck you. this isnt even a circle its 3d. thats a button. its also the fucking shiniest goddamn button ive ever seen. fuck you. fuck this. 

Messenger:

0/10 - did you even fucking try

Mozilla:

10/10 - oh my god. thank you. fucking thank you so much. thats a fucking red circle!!! thats what the fuck im talking about babey!!! 

[tinderventure]

Let’s honor our veterans by making sure her husband sees this.

[thegoodvybe]

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[violetvappy-deactivated20220306]

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

[queenwhiskey]

WHAT

[gif87a-com]

[monkeysaysficus]

“AHkhwoo”

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

WHAT

[memesville]

Leave him alone he is perfect!

[koleijon]

“AKUUU”

[ultrafacts]

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[maggiemunkee]

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

[vitiateoriginator]

that is one sadistic bird 

[mentalhealthfemme]

I am slightly afraid now.

[syndonic-deactivated20160709]

I love birds?

[toshio-the-starman]

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.

I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.

Parrots are awesome.

[whatswrongwithblue]

I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name.

He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs.

Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble. 

Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours. 

If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!” 

If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh.

But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all. 

[buggery-approved]

Parrots are people.

[countess7-deactivated20210515]

@oneshortdamnfuse

[theofficialvincenzo]

African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet

[outragedbird]

When I was a kid, we had a rescued african grey called Dodi, and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time, and the parrot (who had some very foul mouthed previous owners) just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent

[nuttyrabbit]

Reblogging for Scottish swearing parrot

[pati79]

I almost died choked with a piece of cake because of the last one.

[azcrowleyfell]

@farragoofwires

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

this is the most sophisticated phishing e-mail I have ever received and if they had sized the logo correctly and actually proofread the fucking thing I probably would’ve clicked that button

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

actually please reblog this because someone else got it too. do not click on the links in this e-mail if you get one like it, just forward it to [email protected] and delete it

[goawfma]

PLS UNMUTE I’M MF DECEASED ASJAKJSASHSHASKJ

[southernteddybear-deactivated20]

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!!! FISH ACCOUNT SAID ACE RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(also, no matter what your opinion of ace people are, they still deserve to be treated like people, ya know)

[thebootydiaries]

[marcy-playground]

This is how all rape trials should go. Especially those of people who work in the sex industry because, unfortunately, some people take their profession as consent.  

[997]

karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video

[997]

im still so obsessed