I'm kinda yearning ngl

I'm Nerris and I am the Noodle Dealer (ᵈⁱˢᶜˡᵃⁱᵐᵉʳ ⁱ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵒʷⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵒᵒᵈˡᵉˢ ⁱ ˢʰᵃʳᵉ) I'm fine with any pronouns

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

[bisexual-confusion]

It’s been like, forever, but hii :D

HIIIIII :D

[zaithedork-deactivated20250415]

I’ve missed y’all smmm :( how’ve you been though?

[bisexual-confusion]

Doing fine! :D I actually came back to life on Tumblr like a week ago or something 😅

[bisexual-confusion]

It’s been like, forever, but hii :D

HIIIIII :D

[caats]

Aww this is so funny lol ♡

[quietrayn]

[dear-ao3]

[ig-braving]

[ig-braving]

imagine trying to learn english and hear this

[funnyinstagramvideos]

the worst part is that this makes perfect sense to me

[blanket-fish]

There is no one in earth stronger than people who learn English as a second language. I bow to you

[kedreeva]

In case this is confusing, here’s some more explanation.

Yeah = yeah

No = No

No, Yeah = Yeah (the no dismisses uncertainty about the yeah)

Yeah, no = No (the yeah confirms the no)

Yeah- no, for sure = yeah (yeah is the answer, with “no, for sure” as emphasis under the same rule as “no, yeah” where the no dismisses uncertainty about the for sure. Generally this means the speaker actually agrees with the asker)

Yeah, yeah, yeah = no (because either the speaker is not listening/paying attention, does not believe the asker, or they are dismissing the asker, often because they have something else to say/suggest; additionally this one is usually used with familiarity, not strangers, and often accompanies annoyance of some sort)

Yeah- no, yeah = Yeah (same terms as “yeah- no, for sure” but less enthusiastic or less in agreement with the asker, ie: willing to do it but may not want to do it where “it” may be anything from agreeing with the asker to doing a task)

No- yeah, no = No (no is the answer, with “yeah, no” as emphasis under the same rule as “yeah, no”)

[singswan-springswan]

why are you so wise in the ways of wisdom

[chaelinsbitch]

Yeah I have tumble friends *likes mutuals post* see we are communicating

[sanguinewolves]

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

[autistic-af]

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

[camelosuspeito]

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that they´re being reblogged

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[dear-ao3]

[image id: An AO3 tag that reads “i did this as a joke but idk if its a joke anymore” end id]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Monk: "I would like to catch the cannon ball" *rolls* *catches the cannon ball*

Monk: "FEAR ME MORTALS AND TAKE YOUR PUNY PROJECTILE BACK" *proceeds to yeet the cannon ball back into the enemy ship*

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Me, talking to the DM about my planned character: they’re an artificer, but a pacifist. They hail from a distant world, have travelled far and wide, and they are simply here to see what happens.

DM: So you’re playing as Doctor Who?

Me: I am playing as the Doctor, yes.

[catchymemes]

[lizawithazed]

to be able to give such a small gift that brings so much joy is itself a joy

[gay-jesus-probably]

You can really see the transition from “oh god is that a fucking ticket” to “OH MY GOD ITS A TINY VERSION OF MY CAR”

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

[nonbinary-witch-sam]

scientist when you don't take the medicine they developed to help your pain

[hypokeimena]

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[amiru-shrubfeast]

And even machines need to rest all the time. Even unfeeling blobs of steel need maintenance, upkeep, and care. They need to be turned of every now and then to cool down.

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

Rest is sacred

[bisexual-confusion]

HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND??? THE IDEA WAS THAT HE GOT IT FROM HIMSELF CAUSE HE HAS FIRE RELEASE IN THE CAMPAIGN BUT HE WAS GONNA TELL PEOPLE SOME BADASS STORY!!

And thank you!! We've been together for 2 months now and it's been so enjoyable :D

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE >:3

Aww that's nice!! Congrats again!!!