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Dedicated Sideblog for Alan Grant/Billy Brennan, Jurassic Park III, and its characters. Occasional other Jurassic Park Trilogy content. we use 'billyalan' and 'Alan x Billy' as tags around here________________________ ...::: billyalan fanfiction masterpost :::... ...::: AO3 tag :::...

[bisexual-paleontologists]

Alan Grant/Billy Brennan Fanfiction Masterpost

Under the cut is a culmination of links to all known Alan/Billy fanfics from various websites, regardless of quantity or quality. A project by myself and jurassicanamal, we hope to let this be one easy list of all our fandom’s fic, especially from sources not known to everyone. This post is meant to be rebloggable for convenience and awareness, but the readmore will link to the blog post itself and allow it to be continuously and accurately edited/updated as more are written and/or discovered.

Please reblog for awareness within our community!

Last Updated: 7/24/22 to include links to old archived fics, sites (under the category of ‘Other’) -- there have been 5 more rediscovered fics previously not listed anywhere -- as well as the most recent AO3 works. I haven’t checked the current status of every link, some could be defunct, but I have replaced those I could with archived versions. This is to say, nothing on the Internet is permanent, and it is up to individuals to save and download anything they don’t want to risk losing forever. I have a personal archive, but since the fics are not mine, I of course cannot repost or host anything that has been lost. Consider contacting The Organization for Transformative Works and their program Open Doors to see about archiving/importing old fic sites to AO3.

NOTICE: *As of 5/3/16, a drastic change has been necessary to maintain the functionality of this post. Due to Tumblr-side issues with large quantities of links, the previous method to display the masterpost is not longer feasible. Whether that functionality is returned in the future, I may or may not restore this post to its previous style. In the meantime, I have been forced to break up the largest lists from each website and place them in their own individual permanent pages on this blog. I have linked to these pages, and the rest of the masterpost should appear normally.*  -Nora

Listed alphabetically by fic title and divided by website:

(Please note: Fics that exist on multiple sites will have duplicates and triplicates on other sites be listed after. Ratings are specific to each site, and are subject to each author’s definition. Fics are complete, as far as I am aware, unless otherwise indicated.)

Archive of Our Own

AngelFire

LiveJournal

FanFiction.net

 Tumblr

[x] by 2x4swrites

[x] [x] by fumbles-mcstupid

[x] by jurassicanamal

[x] by morethanonepage

[x] by museaway

[x] by threefeettotheleft

[x] by tickatocka

#12: Fear by thezwuzimaster  AO3

Happy by ailendolin

Just a Box by 2x4swrites  AO3

the party’s on, the feeling’s here by flyboyhan  AO3

stargazing by museaway  AO3

Other

[x] by Ruuger, (G, >1k)  AO3  LiveJournal

Adultfanfiction.org:

     Catching a Dinosaur by Dhvana, (T, 5.2k)

Amy Throck-Smythe’s Geocities Page:

     The Last of his Breed by Amy Throckrex-Smythe (NC-17, 26k)  AngelFire

Cori Lannam AOL:

     Lucky Strap by Cori Lannam, (PG, >1k)  AngelFire

     Third Time Under by Cori Lannam, (NC-17, 6.8k)  AngelFire

The Haven Fanfiction Gateway:

     Once Bitten by Sithkitten:

         One (R, 26k)  AngelFire

         Two (R or PG, 6.5k)  AngelFire

         Three (PG, 1.8k)  AngelFire

     Would You Believe It! by Hergerbabe (NC-17, 1.5k)  AngelFire  Other

     You Won’t Fall by Jen Faulkner (Listed for record of existence, lost to the void)

Hergerbabe’s Parlour of Wonders:

     Affirmation Series by Hergerbabe (NC-17, ~4k) AngelFire: (1)(2)(3)(4)

     Billy, Stop! by Hergerbabe (PG, >1k)  AngelFire

     Getting Into Trouble by Hergerbabe (NC-17, 3.1k)  AngelFire

     Would You Believe It by Hergerbabe (NC-17, 1.5k)  AngelFire

K9 Kennel (by K9):

     Aftershocks  (NC-17, 5.8k)

     Green Eyed Monsters (NC-17, 5k)  AngelFire

     New Beginnings (PG-13, 1.5k)  AngelFire

     The Shape Of Things To Come? (PG, 1.3k)  AngelFire

     A Stolen Moment (PG, 1k)  AngelFire

kalyw Geocities Archive:

     The Best of Intentions by kaly (G, >1k)  AngelFire

     Doubts by kaly (G, >1k)  AngelFire

     Facing the Present by kaly (G, >1k)  AngelFire

     Family Reunions by kaly (G, >1k)  AngelFire

     Going Home by kaly (PG, 6.1k)  AngelFire

     Not A Day Goes By by kaly (PG, 1k)  AngelFire

     Shadows of Hell by kaly (PG, >1k)  AngelFire

     Shattered Dreams by kaly (PG-13, 5.7k)  AngelFire

     Survival by kaly (PG, >1k)  AngelFire

     Winds of Change by kaly (G, 1.8k)  AngelFire

Lost and Found by Karen [sithkitten], (PG-13, 4.1k) Sithkitten’s Slashcity

ninemuses Geocities Archive: (Sharpetorium)

     Here there be Dragons by Hellblazer (MA, 42k)  Sharpetorium  LiveJournal

     Working Without A Net by Hellblazer (MA, 20.7k)  Sharpetorium

Squidge.org - Challenge the Muses List Archive:

     Natural Instincts by Adelaide Elizabeth Morgan and KC, (PG, 1.8k)  AngelFire  AO3

     Walk On Water by Adelaide Elizabeth Morgan and KC, (NC-17, 4k)  AngelFire

Sundive:

     The Benefits of Mortal Danger by elfin (G, 1k)  AngelFire

     Comitment by elfin (PG, >1k)  AngelFire

     Development by elfin (NC-17, 3.5k)  AngelFire

     Lucky by elfin (PG, 2.7k)  AngelFire

     Out of the Frying Pan... (Part One) by elfin (PG-13, 6.6k)  AngelFire

     ... And Into The Fire (Part Two) by elfin (NC-17, 5.9k)  AngelFire

     Potential Beginnings by elfin (G, >1k)  AngelFire

     The Sheer Joy of Survival by elfin (G, >1k)  AngelFire

     The Theory of Reverse Darwinism, Part One by elfin (NC-17, 15k)  AngelFire

     The Theory of Reverse Darwinism, Part Two by elfin (NC-17, 12k)  AngelFire

     Turn Around by elfin (G, >1k)  AngelFire

     When It Rains by elfin (NC-17, 2.1k)  AngelFire

Patience by Biblio, (R, 6.5k)

Three Claw Monte by monimala, (AC for language, >1k)

Unconscious Mind: Alyse’s Web Collective: (EasyWeb) (Alyse’s Website: Archived  Current)

     Extinct Symmetry by Alyse (PG, <1k)  Reviews

     Heat Haze by Alyse (NC-17, 13.3k)  AO3

     Icarus by Alyse (PG-13, 1.8k)  Reviews  AO3

     Raptorous by Alyse (NC-17, 3.6k)  AO3

     Someday by Alyse (NC-17, 1.6k)  Reviews  AO3

     Sweeter by Far by Alyse (PG-13, 1.3k)  AO3

     Warmblooded by anais (NC-17, 3.8k)  Reviews (Spam + 1 Real Comment)

Please let me know if there are any broken or inaccurate links, word counts, ratings, spelling errors, etc. If you have any suggestions regarding how this list appears, what information is presented in it, that is also welcome. 

Because I have yet to read all of these listed, I’m not sure how many more are incomplete. If you encounter an incomplete fic, please tell me so I can alter the listing accordingly.

And PLEASE, if you dig up anymore old ones around the internet, or create any* that you’re worried haven’t been put on the list in a reasonable amount of time, please don’t hesitate to notify me!

*Especially tumblr-based ones are going to be hardest to keep track of. If you write even a drabble or small ficlet, I’ll list it here if you want.

Lastly, if you find this post and are an author of a fic hosted on either LiveJournal, Fanfiction.net, or AngelFire (ESPECIALLY ANGELFIRE) that has not yet been posted to Archive of Our Own, I beg you please, for the sake of archiving our fandom’s hard work over the years, please please consider importing your old stuff there!

Thank you, and enjoy!

-Nora

[fumbles-mcstupid]

when Udesky admits to Paul that he's 'like a booking agent' and Paul admits that he runs a hardware store and they say, "You never can tell about people, can you?" "Ain't that the truth."

movie what are you saying? some theme about people on that Island not being quite what they say they are, or what/all they appear to be? If we apply that to Alan and Billy as well, obviously they're more honest than the rest and were tricked there under false pretenses, but even so, clearly there is more going on to them than is voiced. While it's shown that Alan is facilitating Billy's higher education and involved with his employment, their actions and behavior demonstrate there is far, far more going on there

they're not all they appear to be, either

[josketches]

jp3 is an entire low-key alan crash out

[fumbles-mcstupid]

poor Alan is so alarmed and shocked by the fact that the Kirbys are planning to set the plane down on the island, trauma immediately resurfacing, that he rushes up and attempts to go to the cockpit

like. Alan. Honeyyyy. What was the plan there? were you going to wrestle the controls away from the pilots? were you going to fly that plane yourself? Alan did you think you could fight two men and fly the plane????? my boo do you know how to fly????????

[fumbles-mcstupid]

if Alan had gone to meet with the Kirbys by himself, he would NOT have agreed to go with on that trip - it was for Billy, at Billy's prodding.

Alan dramatically declaring to an entire audience while begging for their money, "No force on Earth or Heaven could get me on that island," and then a mere three scenes later he's agreeing to go

and then it's LITERALLY spelled out in text when he says to Billy, "And the truth is, you got me into this. And I have no intention of being on my own with these people."

there's no way Alan would have gone to the Island if it weren't for Billy, so therefore, to Alan, Billy is a force greater than Earth and Heaven.

it's the simple math of it that gets me, a + b = c

they're in looooove

[alangranted]

meaningful look/glance/smile: a look that clearly expresses the way someone feels, even though nothing is said

[alangranted]

#THIS IS JUST #the perfect encapsulation of their dynamic in the movie #from fascination to trepidation to hurt to desperation and then to JOY #you can actually see the stages they go through emotionally with each other #this is why this is a good movie #and this movie is nothing without them #they ARE the plot if you’re paying attention #and it’s probably the people who aren’t paying attention who turn against it #who don’t understand it or even hate it #it’s THEM #they’re the heart of it #LOOK at their FACES #this movie is ART 

[alangranted]

happy anniversary to jurassic park 3 and billyalan our favorite bisexual paleontologists

[felicitykings]

ALESSANDRO NIVOLA as Billy Brennan

JURASSIC PARK III (2001) dir. Joe Johnston

[swan2swan]

Mind you, gay marriage was not legal back then.

[goryhorroor]

nothing terrified me more than “we followed the stupid jingle” then they all turn and there’s a spinosaurus. jurassic park 3 you will always be famous in my book

[quinnigallagherjones]

movie night with buffy [119/?]

⤷ jurassic park 3 (2001)

great, just great. we're in the worst place in the world and we're not even being paid

[graceashcroft-archive-deactivat]

JURASSIC PARK III (2001) dir. Joe Johnston

"This is how you make dinosaurs?" "No. This is how you play God."

[josketches]

I rescued your hat.

well... that's the important thing.

[fumbles-mcstupid]

Happy JP3iversary everybody

[fumbles-mcstupid]

JURASSIC PARK III IS FIFTEEN YEARS OLD TODAY

happy birthday to this wonderful cinematic masterpiece, this beautiful gay movie that the world has blessed us with, full of dinosaurs, screaming, and two paleontologists who love each other SO DAMN MUCH

[fumbles-mcstupid]

SWEET SIXTEEN TODAY wow I’m so proud and I still can’t believe this movie actually exists goddaMN we are so lucky

[fumbles-mcstupid]

It came out SEVENTEEN YEARS ago today, holy crap, time flies but this movie doesn’t get any less miraculous TBH

[fumbles-mcstupid]

EIGHTEEN YEARS on this 18th of July! a lil bit older but still an absolute treasure :)

[fumbles-mcstupid]

Look. NINETEEN years ago today they released a Jurassic Park movie where they took the famous Dr. Alan Grant and said, ‘what if he were bi and had a boyfriend and they ran away from dinosaurs while breaking each other’s hearts over their mutual devotion?’ and u know what. they really just DID that.

Happy Birthday, Jurassic Park III <3

[fumbles-mcstupid]

IT’S THE TWENTIETH! That means I personally have been celebrating this good goddamn cinematic masterpiece for like, over one fourth of its existence! Isn’t that wild???

20 YEARS since Billy and Alan showed the world how much they love each other

The world at large may not appreciate you, but you just keep being that beautiful gay movie we know and love!

[fumbles-mcstupid]

This movie is now of US legal drinking age. Alan and Billy are probably enjoying an Ice Pick or two to celebrate. Drink responsibly!! Don’t give alcohol to the dinosaurs, we don’t know what it does to them.

HAPPY 21ST, JURASSIC PARK III

[fumbles-mcstupid]

Give it up for the TWENTY-SECOND ANNIVERSARY!!!

Jurassic Park III has been out for 22 beautiful gay years

just like Alan and Billy ;)

It’s an HONOR and a privilege to love this treasure of a movie let’s goooooooo

[fumbles-mcstupid]

Me: It’s my anniversary today, the 18th of July! Someone: Wait you’re married? Me: … Me: Yes.

Released TWENTY-THREE years ago today!!! Happy 23rd anniversary to my favorite rom-com & gay cinema masterpiece Jurassic Park III 💖 🌈 💖 🌈 💖 🌈

[fumbles-mcstupid]

TWENTY-FOUR but also timeless!!!!

🌈JP3iversary my beloved 💖 Happy 24th Jurassic Park III !!! 🌈

Jurassic Park III you will always be a star, as beautiful as the ones Alan points out to Billy in the clear Montana skies.

celebrating 10 years of this post I cannot believe it!! <3

[bisexual-paleontologists]

billyalan comm!

and before I forget!!! I'd like to announce that I made a billyalan Tumblr Community page here:

billyalan • Community on Tumblr

A community for the ship of Alan Grant/Billy Brennan from Jurassic Park III

after much waiting, it finally went through (a month ago lol shhhh) and while I haven't had the time/energy to do much with it yet, I look forward to trying to make a little something out of it—I'm not sure exactly what it'll look like yet, but I think I've got at least a goal to eventually reblog our fandom's posts into it so they'd be centralized in another spot than just my blog here & possibly more accessible to anyone coming into the fandom and trying to find us and our creations

Though it's still under construction, it'll be meant as a gathering place for us billyalan folks! I hope we'll figure it out together

so if you'd like an invite, like or leave a reply on this post, and/or notify those who might be interested in joining <3

[bisexual-paleontologists]

billyalan comm!

and before I forget!!! I'd like to announce that I made a billyalan Tumblr Community page here:

billyalan • Community on Tumblr

A community for the ship of Alan Grant/Billy Brennan from Jurassic Park III

after much waiting, it finally went through (a month ago lol shhhh) and while I haven't had the time/energy to do much with it yet, I look forward to trying to make a little something out of it—I'm not sure exactly what it'll look like yet, but I think I've got at least a goal to eventually reblog our fandom's posts into it so they'd be centralized in another spot than just my blog here & possibly more accessible to anyone coming into the fandom and trying to find us and our creations

Though it's still under construction, it'll be meant as a gathering place for us billyalan folks! I hope we'll figure it out together

so if you'd like an invite, like or leave a reply on this post, and/or notify those who might be interested in joining <3