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PON4RA-ARTS 2K ART GIVEAWAY!!!

I’m currently at 1925 followers, and that REALLY close to 2k, so I decided to do a giveaway!

Here’s how this’ll go: Only reblogs will count as entries. Must be following me (I’ll check). I’ll pick the winners and make the announcement when I reach 2000 followers!

FIRST prize is a fully rendered bust portrait. SECOND and THIRD prizes are colored waist-up sketches. Rules for what I will or won’t draw are on my comm info post!

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

relay314

Happy N7Day my dears! 💙❤️

zazrichor

we all have our reasons for what we do.

bisexualbamf

Man I wish zevran was actually this cool 😂

lust-lizard

dragon age fans is rly like “i love the game except for everything about it”

garrus-archive-deactivated20191

“My crew has become my family. We’ve stared death in the face more times than I can count.”

akajustmerry

“Don’t be what they made you.”

Wolverine + First & Last Shots

snowysaur

platypus

dustinweaver

Wolverine.

roartowrecks

never underestimate my ability to cross brooklyn nine nine over with anything

based on this

incorrect-gifs

when you’re dating commander shepard so you gonna keep bringing it up…

katherineshep

Aw ❤

#shakarian #garrus vakarian #mass effect #i love that stupid boi

savbakk

Garrus Vakarian Justice Tarot Print

#oh shit i love it #garrus #mass effect

suffuse

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

cherenkovs

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

commandershepardvasfuckit

Another angara head canon

So we all know that in canon angara don’t talk about sickness but what if instead there’s a high emphasis on making sure people are taking care of themselves

Like getting enough sleep is super ingrained in their culture, like jobs that begin in the early mornings aren’t a thing, and most angara will nap during the day and some smaller daars will even shut down midday when people nap. And no one questions sleeping in or taking naps whenever

Relaxing is highly prioritized, even for Resistance members. Things like soaking in a hot bath, just taking in a sunset, laying around doing nothing, and however else people like to de-stress are considered of vital importance since stress can lead to health problems.

bisexualbamf

They are cats, this is legit

gryphonrampant

So, @bronzeagelove posted recently on turian diet and how that influenced the rise of their civilization. It got me thinking. Because turians seem predominantly carnivorous, but a society of hunters or herdsmen is not very well suited to achieving the technology needed to become a spacefaring society. To grow population, you need to grow the amount of food available, which can be hard to do in a purely hunter society, and is still fairly limited for herdsmen.

Then it hit me: I was only thinking about terrestrial meat sources. I forgot about fish!

In ME1, Garrus mentions that Virmire reminds him of where he grew up on Palaven. Shallow inlets, easily wadeable, and full of sea life. And that sort of environment could be very common on Palaven, for all we know. I think turian mouth structure makes a lot more sense for a generalist-piscivore. Those sharp needle teeth, with no serration, no backwards-hook: on earth, those sort of teeth are found on creatures like gar or gharial: piscivores, who use those needles to hold fish in place long enough to swallow them. The mandibles could also assist in catching swimming aquatic food. opening the mandibles quickly would create a low pressure zone inside the mouth, sucking prey in. The mandibles close, the teeth bite down, and the gaps allow the water to drain from the mouth before swallowing. I can imagine the immediate evolutionary ancestors of the turians having behaviors of both wading birds and shellfish-hunting mammals like raccoons. They use their long legs to wade in shallow bodies of water, using their claws to find and break open slow-moving hard-shelled prey (mollusc and crustacean analogues) and using their mouths to suck up fast-swimming unarmored fish analogues.

Setting up fish and mollusc farms in these shallow inlets would be a natural progression as they developed tool use, and would form the base for enduring settlements that are the precursor to civilization.

incurablenecromantic

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.