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“people” from “new jersey” have been known to have a disregard for human life

#so based #In my experience the overwhelming majority is terrible humans who have never ever tried to care and the six who are good are the very best #there is no inbetween and honestly it aint worth the risk #the best person i know is from jersey #but the most awful human being i know is also from jersey so 🤷

spiritbodyofdistortedkilling

DEV PATEL in THE GREEN KNIGHT

#i adore this movie #my boyfriend and i have seen it like 3 times in the last few months lol #the fuckin celtic influences are so good and bring me all the joy #and dev patel is a beaitiful man and would have a great casting for odysseus #a hill i will die on

panel2princess

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

flurgehbla

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

#hilarious #im sobbing

natalieironside

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

natalieironside

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

insomniac-arrest

"God gives his hardest battles to his strongest warriors" WRONG god gives his toughest battles to mice who use sewing needles for swords and perhaps a spattering of spunky children

insomniac-arrest

did all that shit AND he's a mouse

insomniac-arrest

did all that shit AND she's got kids at home

#omg the tale of despereaux was my shit #i read it so much as a kid i could pick it up and start from any page and know wxactly what was happening #not anymore and i forgkt most of the story now #kinda sad...maybe i should read it again

notachaconne

As someone who has been on the Internet longer than many of you have been alive, I cannot emphasise enough what a good idea it is to block fools, bores, and drama-starters ON SIGHT. That means, on the FIRST sight. See the take, do not wait.

You are not a court of law. You are not required to hear them out, argue, nor give them a second chance. Block them. Nothing bad will happen to them without you! It's fine! Goodbye forever! Prevention is better than cure.

My fellow aunties will be with me on this.

#prevention is better than a cure is such a good way to look at this

goth-queen

#lol looks like my baby bevvie #we call her christina screechy because she do be yellin

do-you-feef-at-home

twenty one pilots feels like coming home to a room where the light was left on for you.

even if you’re late. even if you’re tired.

#this is so fair I love returning to twenty ond pilots #still one of the BEST concerts i have ever been too #still have a sick ass video of josh in the crowd somewhere

venerable-thief

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

somethingusefulfromflorida

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

quinnception

brokenheartedjubileee

ohhh I understand . the point of life is music

burkiningalerisi-deactivated202

redscharlach

I feel you, Artoo.

redscharlach

May the 4th be with you, tired people of the universe.

#may the 4th be with you #r2 is such a mood

samlickereightyone

being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

#TRUE #mine was one direction

katelyn-danger

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

#had me geekin #i miss porn on tumblr 😢