this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it
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this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it
This is a perfect time to read the brilliant and unforgettable graphic novel(s) Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi, about growing up in Iran during and after the Iranian Revolution, and the rise of the oppressive theocracy that persists to this day.
Both graphic novels are available free online (Persepolis vol. 1, Persepolis vol. 2)
It also was adapted to a wonderful film (co-directed and co-written by the author) which is available to watch for free on Sundance Now (sign up for the free trial)
the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once
[Image Description:
The first photo is a brown horse galloping fast with a slight blur to indicate the speed. There is a mountain in the background and the whole image has a bright lens flare to give it an energetic glow. At the top of the image is text saying “How I feel when I wake up with less symptoms than normal”
The second photo is an exhausted white horse collapsed on the ground in front of a barn. In the horse’s mouth there is a sign that reads “I am NOT dead just tired & ugly. Please let me sleep” The word “not” is underlined for emphasis.
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what’s that noise.
sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other
i’m going to check
the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….
girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet
sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
I need you to drink a bunch of coffee on and empty stomach and get really into the idea of gardening okay. I need you to love it. Spend hours scrolling pinterest looking at beautiful gardens. Keep scrolling. Internalize their shapes, ponder their -yeah keep drinking coffee. No it's important that you not eat for this- anyway, need you to conceptualize the idea of gardening as virtuous. Yeah. Yeah I made a breakfast sandwich, you don't need to worry about that right now. You want to garden now right? You want to buy a bunch of seeds and dirt and shit, maybe some cute overalls to wear while you garden? Perfect. Buy all that shit. Yeah- yeah right now. Buy all that shit on Amazon right now I'll wait.
Okay good. Now go outside and try to garden. I need you to become rapidly disillusioned with it. Like you just don't find it enjoyable at all. The sun is too hot, or it's too cold, It takes consistency you don't really have time for, you're hungry, you don't have time to shower and make it to work, you --yeah I know gardening is hard and it's hard to do it. That needs to be your main takeaway! A sense of a nonspecific wound-- oh shit sorry, yeah I'll cover my mouth when I cough where are the fucking napkins.
Like, there's tension between the image and the praxis right? Like you just don't fuck with it that much. Yeah the sandwich is fried spam, an egg, slice of pepper jack, some pickle remoulade. Yeah the Ukrainian bakery around the corner sells ciabatta fresh every day its- actually it's not important. I need you to feel really bad that you don't like gardening, and I need you to cope with this feeling by valorizing the idea of gardening even more. Like now you see yourself as an unworthy knight who failed to live up to the expectations of your pure and righteous lady. Yeah. The modern world is an evil place preventing you from self-actualization through gardening. Don't worry about how. It is, isn't it? Like that's true, right? Yeah --okay yeah more coffee-- just like, if anyone asks you why you don't garden very much, *that's* when you get intellectual about it. Practice coming up with reasons why it's hard to garden. That shouldn't be too difficult. The clothes you bought are really cute aren't they? You should like, wear them and take selfies in them. People will love it. They'll love you.
connor storrie said i WILL dress like a forty year old woman and it WILL look incredible
Heidi Klum attends the 2026 Met Gala Celebrating “Costume Art” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC (May 4, 2026)
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING
Janelle Monaé will never disappoint me. The woman that you are 💚
people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times
shane as tutter x
here we go
19th century gothic revival bronze chandelier
peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!
me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine
peasant visionary: #MyGrain
I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.