Bismuth

Bismuth | any pronouns | 22 :}

[bismuthbloom]

i am madly in love with everyone who interacts with me for realsies

[culvers-horseburger]

i once made pinecone say its straight because i voice pinecone

WHAT THE FUCK YOU COULDVE GOTTEN IT KILLED U SAW HOW CLOSE THAT SCORE WAS

[bismuthbloom]

ok but it worked out because of my angelic note that pinecone stole from me :)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[bismuthbloom]

am i more of a henchman, or a lackey to you

youre such a henchman. the boss is callin for ya, bartholomew

[spaghettiandart]

Noelle and Noelle except they're from very two different forms of media

[memorizedkeysmash]

Incomprehensible reaction gif I saw in a stress dream last night idk what emotion this is supposed to convey

[gayvampyr]

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[backsack]

here comes the airplane

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

If Utena Tenjou ate a lithium-ion battery, she would turn into an electric car, not an airplane.

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It’s a big mistake to think you’re the only one who can turn into a electric car

Voting ended onJul 9

[canonicallyginger]

Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

The phrase “Here comes the airplane” is spoken by parents while feeding their babies batteries, so that their babies can become airplanes. Becoming an airplane is considered good because it is a high-paying job. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

If you were on a plane about to crash and there was only one parachute, which member of The Beatles would you give it to?

Paul Simon

Yoko Ono

George Michael

Patrick Starr

Voting ended onJul 24

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[kat-witha-k]

timeloop that has lasted years or decades where the protagonist has come to terms with it and learned to live a half-life within it and one day they randomly stumble into the way to break it and suddenly realize they don't remember what living was like

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[beartrapgirl]

no one gets to know. you promised...

[bismuthbloom]

YOU ONLY SAID I COULDNT SAY IT IN THE VOICE AGAIN. LIAR.

[culvers-horseburger]

did you know pinecone stole my voice

what the fuck? can it do that? is that one of its powers? are you a being of pure darkness and evil?

[bismuthbloom]

it stole my voice. do you need proof?

[culvers-horseburger]

dude this shti tastes os fucking good oh my gah

[beartrapgirl]

9/11 weed got me fucked uuppp

idk if peoduct batch is searchable at all but redacted to not dox me juust i case

fucking 9/11 weed LMAOOO

[beartrapgirl]

call me JFK the way im doing a second one or whatever the fuck i dunno. also jfk isnt even the right guy. whatever. who cares. i do.

[lovrboyx]

The Last Unicorn really said “There will be times when you can’t find other people like you and there will be times where you'll wonder if you're really the only person experiencing the world as you are and others will even try to take advantage of you through commodification and exploitation to the point where it starts to dilute your own sense of self and will make you question if you were ever you to begin with but it’s important for to resist the urge to assimilate and find community because there will always be people like you who will understand and have experienced these same things and the only way to combat a dark world who wants to smother your light is to FIGHT FIGHT RAGE AGAINST THE RED BULL DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT OCEAN.”

And I just think there’s something beautifully and inextricably queer about that