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(original post by @waymu)

[kosmogrl]

[fucking-relax]

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

[furryprovocateur]

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags who was president/prime minster/leader of your country when you were born.

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[depsidase]

[lazyjellyfish300]

Clocking into the "I love him" factory wearing my "I love him" uniform with my lunchbox that says "I love him" on it ready to get to these "I love him" spreadsheets

[chernozemm]

I'm sorry but vaccines are so fucking cool. You're telling me that I just need to drop by my doctor, feel a pinprick, maaaybe feel a bit off for a day and then I have statistically significant, incredible chances of either completely avoiding getting a certain illness or at the very least have a pretty string guarantee my body will kick its ass swiftly??? Fucking magic potion.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?

[forestgreenivy-deactivated20250]

Touch starved… but it’s for a cool autumn breeze.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you can always start making a beautiful life for yourself even if you’ve lost some years to grief. your entire life does not need to be a perfect story, and it always doesn’t have to be only good or only bad. it’s gotta be a lot of both.

[theehorsepusssy]

[squeakitties]

sneezes really hard and an egg shoots out of me while punching a hole clean through my panties and jeans, ricochets off the ground and re-enters me perfectly

[tree-whispering]

[pcktknife]

creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

[pcktknife]

love you musicians, writers, and other creatives in the tags we will all get thru this 😭🫶🏾

[ozempicofficial]

[sreegs]

i think that cross might be too big for that jesus