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Humor / funnystuff blog

[dennys]

Yes this exists why would we lie to you about a pancake-necked giraffe come on

[awesome-picz]

Awkward Everyday Lives Of Animals By Simpsons Illustrator Liz Climo

[arrogantdad]

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

[moonlightmagic]

"I wonder what I should do today"

[inzayned]

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

[raspbeary-blog1-deactivated2019]

[bitch2007vevo-blog]

I’m slowly unlearning how to english

[ccmplain]

today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?

[bitch2007vevo-blog]

today I realized how drawing is like acting: no one knows what to do with hands

[asapscience]

[beanieandthejets]

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

[spacebrost]

mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you

[chapmanjim-deactivated20170516]

[unclefather]

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

[andykun619-deactivated20190111]

Better than miley cyrus

[brooklynmutt-deactivated2021090]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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