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Please stop breeding :) faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the :-) breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the :) breed but with none of the breathing problems.

official-venom-snake

Every time I see this I get the inability to read past “please stop breeding :)” and recoil a little bit in the shock from that

clitorous

gandalf is and will always be cooler than dumbledore this isn’t even a debate

clitorous

gandalf:

smokes weed

did that to the balrog

got in that fight with saruman

is dumb as fuck

dumbledore:

was a bitch

latinexplains

After 20 painstaking years of research, Eva Ramon Gallegos, a Mexican scientist has finally developed a cure to eliminate 100 percent human papillomavirus and prevent the spread of cervical cancer among women. (x) (x) (x) Y’all they cured HPV

Yet Trump’s America wouldn’t want you to hear about this nor help it go mainstream

yanimodowey

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

spillybun-deactivated20190921

Ominous positivity

spillybun-deactivated20190921

You will be okay. You have no choice.

diesetdown

I have to laugh

consultingwives

computers are so fucking dumb in general i wouldn’t be surprised if everyone got permabanned for having pictures of armpits or some shit

lockrum-deactivated20230107

von-felden

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff: We will fix it (:

smidnite

If this ain’t the tea, tho.

agnesstarker-deactivated2020060

Yet pornbots still exist

springlockedfoxy

It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.

therapist-anon-deactivated20220

A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.

gaytotodile

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

buglordsupreme

hell

gaytotodile

great!!!! see you there my dude

irish-luthor

tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism

hearticho

#can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)

kant-deactivated20190908

me on dec 18th

oh yeah baby that’s right

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