HOW DO THINGS WORK?

this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[luthqrs]

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

[ryliith]

I know nothing about Critical Role. These are some characters' impressions I got based on fanart

• fabulously dressed lavender tiefling ready to slay

• twin(?) elven siblings with long-ass generic pill names. I think archwizard Xanax and magister Ibuprofen are an actual part of their bloodline.

• unhinged little goblin that laughs in the face of gender identity

• that one two-colored half-orc that is tuskless(?) for some reason so I'm assuming Trauma™

• pink-haired Greenpeace firbolg

• that one ginger human wizard (?) that gets shipped with EVERY. SINGLE. CHARACTER in this damn fandom. Seriously, he gets passed around like a blunt. Also, I've never seen a single fanart of that man where he doesn't look absolutely MISERABLE, so I'm assuming he's some kind of depressed Victorian child.

I love DnD and I'm about to watch Critical Role for the first time after years spent seeing fanart made by the fandom without having any context. This are the characters I know about so far, and I've got no idea if this is the right impression or not. NOBODY CORRECT ME, I have to figure it out on my own. ( Btw I've no idea how many campaign this has or what season each character is from.)

[badsciencejokes]

This would affect the trout population.

And the economy

[loth-caatgirl]

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

[the-fantastic-mrs-fuck]

these fucking tags 😭

[moongirl0305]

Happy November 5th to everyone who's celebrating!

[grave-gift]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay not only is this a bop but it single handedly raised my self confidence

[cynthiaandsamus]

Anyone who's read Animorphs knows we get filler re-explanations of the plot and terms and we'll hear what a thermal is whenever they do anything tangentially related to flying. But the most personally insulting to me is that Cassie's books didn't think I knew "meds" was short for "medications" like bitch everybody knows that.

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Terms we got explained to us as 8-year-olds who didn't need that shit defined:

Meds

Terrorists

Terms that never got explained that, as an 8-year-old, I could not define:

Trekkies

Disembowelment

[probablyafaggot]

the best part of experiencing november 5th 2020 was watching tumblr attempt to describe what it was like to experience november 5th 2020

[audliminal]

Hmmmmmmm

[heritageposts]

do i even want to know..?

[heritageposts]

[unfunyman]

date of origin: November 5th, 2020

[sarasa-cat]

[carnationcomplex]

[leo-nite]

[piedoesnotequalpi]

at the polling place. straight up "exercising it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My right to vote.

[asticou]

Happy holidays to all who celebrate etc etc