Emily Is A Bitch Pass It On

haha fuck I’m emily 20 | TX | enfp

[miridai]

[gaystation-4]

celine dion didn’t drown for this

[luxlightly]

Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”

Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”

Me:

Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”

Me:

Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!

[badbloodedroyalty-deactivated20]

small town gays are braver than any us marine

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

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where are you gonna keep it

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

:)

[ginger-ale-official]

I don’t like this post very much

[treesbirdsfire-blog]

I love how a band/album can represent period in your life and that every time when you listen to it you get a weird familiar feeling, as if you’re going back in time to that part of your life. 

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

we’re not talking about this

or THIS

we’re talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

[spicyvampire]

*wakes up at 4:35 am* what happened the 2 times out of 1000 that Amy and Frank didn’t rebel tho??

[jezzykeery]

Me after watching hang the dj and loving the amazing storyline, but slowly realizing nobody is going to rebel to be with me and go against the system 998 times like Frank and Amy did: 

[durbikins]

*sees an airplane at night* that’s a UFO

[6killshit]

Nothing annoys me more than when someone expects you to be okay with something that they wouldn’t be okay with if you did it.

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

i mean…i don’t need someone to validate me romantically but i sure am bored

[infinite-casper]

Me: I won’t get jealous I won’t get jealous I won’t get jealous I won’t get jealous I won’t get jealous

Me: Who’s this fucking whore

[deku-smash]

I still can’t get over how Naruto is literally named after the little pink spiral thingies you get in ramen noodles

the western equivalent would be like naming your kid fucking Crouton

[deku-smash]

MY NAME IS CROUTON AND IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY BELIEVE IT

[e-nter]

do you ever wanna kiss someone really badly & you’re just like “!!!!” inside

[cherryseltzer]

i just got a super predatory debt collection letter. it was for a $113 debt from citizens bank, who i had an account with when i was 16 (20 years ago). the letter appeared to be an offer to cancel the debt if i paid them $22.75. HOWEVER, the actual wording is, “The amount of the debt is $113.77 and we will accept $22.75.” so, no MENTION of canceling the debt, but the implication is there because many collectors of current debt offer to settle for a percentage. at the bottom of the letter, it says: “Because of the age of your debt, we cannot sue you for it and we cannot report to any credit reporting agency. In many circumstances, you can renew the debt and start the time period for the filing of a lawsuit against you if you take specific actions such as making payments on the debt or making a written promise to pay.” basically… i don’t owe this money anymore, the debt is so old they can’t legally sue me for it OR put it on my credit report, BUT if i take their generous offer of paying them $22.75… they can sue me for the full amount because making a payment makes the debt current. no thanks, jefferson capital systems llc.

[feetlips]

always, always read the entire letter! it is so important because of semantic awfulness like this! 

[profeminist]

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[tanoraqui]

I am genuinely unclear on why a school shooting victim would relevant to the business of the Centers for Disease Control

[returnofismasm]

@tanoraqui There is a law that prevents the CDC from studying gun violence.  It’s the NRA’s fault, like so many things, they keep blocking attempts to get the law repealed.  

[tanoraqui]

Oh! Thank you.

[s-ensitivus]