Bitchfest

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I don’t understand why you find it necessary to scream at him to wake up from downstairs, when his room is upstairs and you literally just came down the stairs. Every morning. It seems like you intentionally wait until you are closest to my room to start yelling at him where I can hear you quite clearly and he can hardly hear you at all. You can’t hear us down here when you are up there, in your room, and awake. What even remotely makes you think he can magically hear you so well when he is in his room and asleep. Your voice isn’t made of fucking magic that only reaches his ears and no one else’s. Just wake him up before you come down the fucking stairs if you don’t want to have to go back up there. You pass his room every time you come down, it can’t be that hard to yell into it from there instead of waiting until you are directly in front of mine where you then have to scream.

I swear you only do it because you want to have a reason to bitch, and him not waking up to you yelling (because he can’t fucking barely hear you!) seems to give you that reason.

But no, thank YOU ever so much for constantly giving me shitty mornings, being woken up to you screaming, then bitching to yourself about him not waking up, and then more screaming because he isn’t up yet and now you are pissed. Because I can hear it all, because you are outside MY room. Thanks.

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Adorable

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I've been in the hospital for almost 2 weeks now and I keep taking photos of my meals for reference. When I'm hungry I can look to see what looks the most appealing, etc. This was today's lunch; tomato soup, grilled cheese and cottage cheese.

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For someone that hates when people leave things in their path they sure do put an awful lot of things into my path! Your excuse is that you move it later. Yeah, when I'm standing there and can't get to the bathroom because I'm disabled and you have boxes in front of the door you move them when I yell about it. But sure go ahead and complain that someone else moved a laundry basket near the stairs that you can easily move or tell that person to move it. So sick and tired of you bitching about other people doing things to you, when you just end up doing the same to me! If you are going to call someone like tech support looking to send your laptop back in the be serviced, know your cell number. Don't wake me up all nasty-like because you don't know it. Write it down next time or learn how to find it while you are on the phone!

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Keys

She loses her keys every day, sometimes multiple times a day. I suggest almost as often that she needs to start putting the keys somewhere specific each time so she isn't hunting them down all the time. We have been using my spare key for our vehicle for about a month now because she lost the main key, but this means we can't lock it because my key only drives and doesn't unlock the doors. Last week we found a key for a different make and model of vehicle that also works to start our vehicle. She has lost all 3 keys ...

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Oh no, my power is going to be turned off with all this extra electricity being used!

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What?

Our Jeep battery is dead.   My mother is trying to blame it on the fact that the back window popped open a couple of times while she sat in it and not on the fact that she and my brother were both trying to charge their tablets in the cigarette charger.   What?   The button on the key opens the window when you are not in your car and the car isn’t on.   It doesn’t use up the battery after it is pushed a couple times.   Charging your tablets however DRAINS the fucking battery.   But nope, it’s that window.   That’s like arguing how keeping the lights on in the front room when you won’t be in there for HOURS costs less money than turning them off and then back on if and when you happen to go in there.  Are you kidding me?   If that were true then anyone who has kids that like to flick the light on and off a whole bunch *disco!* would suddenly have enormous power bills, and people who left all of their lights on all the time would have super cheap bills.   What kind of human being has these thoughts??  Apparently my mother has no idea how electricity and power work. 

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Moms

So I'm trying to make hamburgers for my family and I ask my mom for plates to put them on when I'm done. She brings me a bowl. A BOWL. For 3 people to eat their hamburgers she gives me a single bowl. When I mention it she cracks up laughing and walks away.

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I bought this thing maybe half an hour before that sticker says it expired, but of course I didn't notice until I ate it several hours later.

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Don't do me any "favors" if you are just going to refuse to actually listen to what I NEED. I would appreciate the good intentions if you actually listened to me, seeing as how your "favor" is actually harmful to me. You need to just admit that you are doing it for yourself and you have no idea how to help me.

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(Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells") --*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*-- Childish dick, childish dick, lazy motherfucker ... Oh what an asshole you are tonight, I hope you fucking die! --*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*-- Nothing like a sibling to bring out a persons creative and festive side ...

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I'm sorry that you are losing your shit, but you aren't the only one who left things behind or lost something. We had limited space and we haven't used that in almost THREE years because it was fucked up, do no, I'm not sorry that in the end it got left behind. We have limited room and dont need large bullshit that is useless.

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Literally my life, everday 

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Bitch about how nobody will take the dog out, but don't take any efforts to wake those people up when you notice the dog has to go ... And then yell at the dog 2 minutes later because she is standing at the door. Make up your mind on who you are mad at.

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Yes, let's bitch that you "can't" organize your shit because he is organizing things at the same time, but then throw everything around and throw a tantrum by undoing all the organizing he's done because you can't wait 3 minutes for him to find something for you. Which means he is going to have to reorganize everything, defeating the purpose. Yeah, it's everyone else that is the problem.

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Equal Opportunity Bitching

Have you ever met one of those people that constantly bitch and complain, they are always angry about everything ... But you have one bad day out of nowhere and suddenly you aren't allowed to be angry? They don't care that they are negative leeches 99% of the time, if you dare have a bad day around them they flip out and their life is somehow so much worse than yours as if sucky days were part of a competition you actually wanted to win? Your bad day better not suck more, so help you!