I don’t understand why you find it necessary to scream at him to wake up from downstairs, when his room is upstairs and you literally just came down the stairs. Every morning. It seems like you intentionally wait until you are closest to my room to start yelling at him where I can hear you quite clearly and he can hardly hear you at all. You can’t hear us down here when you are up there, in your room, and awake. What even remotely makes you think he can magically hear you so well when he is in his room and asleep. Your voice isn’t made of fucking magic that only reaches his ears and no one else’s. Just wake him up before you come down the fucking stairs if you don’t want to have to go back up there. You pass his room every time you come down, it can’t be that hard to yell into it from there instead of waiting until you are directly in front of mine where you then have to scream.
I swear you only do it because you want to have a reason to bitch, and him not waking up to you yelling (because he can’t fucking barely hear you!) seems to give you that reason.
But no, thank YOU ever so much for constantly giving me shitty mornings, being woken up to you screaming, then bitching to yourself about him not waking up, and then more screaming because he isn’t up yet and now you are pissed. Because I can hear it all, because you are outside MY room. Thanks.