All eyes on me

[bitchitsbritney]

I didn't expect quite so many people here.

[president-jt-deactivated2014081]

Yeeeeaaah, I’m sure what’s-his-face wouldn’t like that. Wait, it was… David, right? Damn, a relationship with Britney Spears and even a law firm guy’s name becomes popular worldwide. You’ve got a crazy ass power, girl.  And, well, I guess they’re awesome kids too. Do you guys plan on doing something special this summer? Taking them to Louisiana or something? 

[bitchitsbritney]

It's a gift and a curse, that's for sure. I have to say, dating Justin Timberlake was a big stepping stone to get this kind of fame. They really are awesome. Yeah, we'll probably take them back home sometime. It's always nice to go back and see everyone.

[charlottekxng]

It’s getting slightly shameful to be an England supporter, the lads need to pull their socks up. 

[charlottekxng]

[bitchitsbritney]

Pull there socks up? Is that an actual saying?

[bitchitsbritney]

I didn't expect quite so many people here.

[president-jt-deactivated2014081]

Plus, ya know… you and Jason Alexander can celebrate the famous 55-hour-marriage anniversary now that you’re there almost all the time… 

Iiiii’m just messing with you. It’s good to hear you get to see them more often. I know I don’t know anything about y’all, but those pap pictures show how much you love to have them around. I don’t know if you realize, but your eyes have that particular beam whenever the kiddos are with you and that’s fucking awesome. 

[bitchitsbritney]

I don't think me and Jason will be celebrating much at all together anymore. I do love to have them around, though. I don't think you can help but love spending time with your kids.

[bitchitsbritney]

I didn't expect quite so many people here.

[president-jt-deactivated2014081]

Oh really? Yeah, I mean, as much as I love being on the road, having a break from going out on the stage every night in a row is awesome, too. I can’t even imagine what it must be like to do the show at the same place over and over again. But it’s good for the, uhh… for the kids, right? At least they’ve got their mommy nearby at all times. 

[bitchitsbritney]

Yeah, well I guess I did it to myself. I did agree to the residency. But yeah, it's good for them, that's a big reason why I did it. I see them a lot more now.

[prxncessgcn-blog]

No problem, I’m sure people still love the blonde though.

[bitchitsbritney]

It's hard to tell. But either way you can't please everyone.

[prxncessgcn-blog]

I honestly think the blonde is your signature color and you should definitely stick with that. It’s gorgeous.

[bitchitsbritney]

Thank you. It's nice to know that the blonde is still appreciated.

[bitchitsbritney]

I didn't expect quite so many people here.

[xmiley-cee-blog-blog]

It’s Britney, bitchhh.

[bitchitsbritney]

In the flesh. And Miley, it's such a pleasure to meet you. 

[prxncessgcn-blog]

Which ones are you referring to? I thought some of them were really cute.

[bitchitsbritney]

Shaving it was definitely the worst of all. And then the red. There were a few times when I bleached it, and I think maybe that was a little too much. 

[bitchitsbritney]

I didn't expect quite so many people here.

[kyliejbye]

Britney Spears watches Keeping Up With Kardashians?! I thought your life was more fascinating than that, tho. But thank you, huge pleasure.

[bitchitsbritney]

Your show is just one of those things that you can't really stay away from.

[bitchitsbritney]

I didn't expect quite so many people here.

[president-jt-deactivated2014081]

Aw shit, for a moment there I got excited thinking the whole ‘hello’ crap wasn’t a fucking failure after all.

… It is? I mean, yeah, yeah, nice to see you too. Yeah, okay. Soooo… you’re on Vegas break- if I heard it well- right? How’s that going?

[bitchitsbritney]

I love Vegas but I don't think I'm cut out to live there. It's definitely nice to be away.

[prxncessgcn-blog]

No problem! It was cute. Maybe you should do that sometime, but definitely not now since you just got out of that red hair phase.

[bitchitsbritney]

Sometimes I look back on my hairstyle choices and think what the hell was I thinking? 

[taytayswiftx]

So according to a bunch of people on Instagram, I have quite unfortunately died.  Apparently this is my ghost speaking right now. Funny, I don’t feel any different at all. 

And to think, I just got another kitten.

[bitchitsbritney]

I have apparently died many times as well.  

[bitchitsbritney]

I didn't expect quite so many people here.

[kyliejbye]

How are you?! I’m Kylie.

[bitchitsbritney]

Oh, I know. I watch keeping up with the Kardashians quite often. 

[bitchitsbritney]

I didn't expect quite so many people here.

[damnan1111]

I guess that’s probably a rarity for you, huh? 

[bitchitsbritney]

It actually really is. This is nice. 

[bitchitsbritney]

I didn't expect quite so many people here.

[president-jt-deactivated2014081]

I’d take “interesting” over “ridiculous” anytime, so… yeah, awesome. And, thanks! Send them my best regards, too. 

[bitchitsbritney]

Well I didn't want to be rude. And I will, I'm sure they'll appreciate it. It's nice to see you. 

[prxncessgcn-blog]

I did like the black hair you had though back in the Blackout days. You definitely rocked that look. 

[bitchitsbritney]

Well thank you. I think it's a big possibility that I'll go back in the future. 

[bitchitsbritney]

I didn't expect quite so many people here.

[kyliejbye]

Small world, hey there.

[bitchitsbritney]

Hello.