[bitchlasagna69]

Lemons. That is all.

[oddarette]

Two headed gummy snake.

[lemonemenom]

I'm starting to get smile lines.

How lovely to have smiled so often that happiness permanently etches itself into your face

[lemonemenom]

How metal to have lived a life where your face now pre-warns people not to fuck with you

[lemonemenom]

How resilient to have cared so strongly that empathy is now visibly displayed on your face

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Public service announcement.

Blue/purple lips and fingernails is a symptom of low oxygen in lighter skin tones.

In darker skin tones you're looking for grey or white lips and fingernails. Other places where this may be not evidence is the tongue and gums.

Figured since everyone gets taught what low oxygen looks like on lighter skin. Everyone should know what it looks like on dark skin too.

-fae

[escuerzoresucitado]

cuddling

[headspace-hotel]

they're holding hands...

[deep-dark-fears]

Hi folks, it’s been a while. Here’s a fear submitted by Achintha to deepdarkfears.com/submit - thank you! Looking for a holiday gift for the friendly weirdos in your life? You can find original artwork in my Etsy store! CLICK HERE to check ‘em out. Thanks!

[bitchlasagna69]

L Jean Illustrations

Hi there! You seem to have stumbled upon my art channel, huh? I'm a freelance artist and have been since 2015!

So hey! If y'all could subscribe to these youtube channels I'd appreciate it!

https://youtube.com/channel/UCjLD2haSEqNDun0mUTViDDw

Chill Dayze

Share your videos with friends, family, and the world

[lilithelle]

“Fables of the northern forest”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Before sushi is sliced it’s a seaweed burrito.

[guerrillatech]

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[aphony-cree]

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

[unilady99]

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

[moonlightchess]

Me ending up in a relationship with the boy was a shock and a half, considering that damn near every other date I’ve been on with men has been disastrous thanks to their fuckboyery, while I’ve been on dozens of dates with women and all were lovely. I once went out with a friend of a friend in college and we were talking about places we’d like to visit.

Me: I’ve always wanted to see Cameroon or Ghana.

Him: Yeah…no Africa for me, I have zero desire to go there.

Me: (eyes slowly narrowing)

Him: (blathers on, completely oblivious to the massive red flag he’s about to thrust in my face) I’d love to see Germany or Norway.

Me: (nearly squinting now) Well, that sounds nice.

Him: ‘Cause, you know, those places are clean. The people are clean and there’s no crime.

Me: Which you seem to be suggesting is not the case in Africa? Which is a massive continent full of thousands of different places, cultures, people, cities, societies, etc? And not just one enormous black hive mind of crime, poverty and filth?

Him: (rolls eyes) Come on, you know what I mean. People try to escape Africa, not vacation there.

Me: You know I’m black, right? My father was west African. Not like 1/20th either, he was full-blooded.

Him: Yeah, but you’re so pale. You’re not like, BLACK.

Me:

[bitchlasagna69]

CEO of being a dumbass that never posts here

[memewhore]

[benevolentzombi]

[archi-pelago]

playing with ocs is either

or 

[remanence-of-love]

[bitchlasagna69]

Me, giving myself a pep talk in the mirror:

[bitchlasagna69]

So I'll refollow my mutuals later tonight! When I'm actually available on the PC!

[bitchlasagna69]

Nevermind, I found out how to do it on mobile. Bear with me for I am but a humble dumbass.