Jo Boone, Author

Worlding Away my Thyme

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✨️ Start Here! ✨️ Hi! I'm Jo Boone, and I write original science fiction and fantasy!

Want to know more about who I am and what I write? Welcome to My Worlds!

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File Under: Teasers

I always loved picking on my Book vs. Movie kids.

Me: For Friday, read “Two Soldiers” by William Faulkner. On Friday, you will watch the film in class. It’s short. Forty minutes. Bring tissues.

Class: Tissues? What? Why?

Student: I never cry at movies unless the dog dies.

Me: Nobody dies. Bring tissues.

Class: BUT—

Student: Oh no. It’s like The Notebook and there’s some doomed romance. The Notebook gets me every time.

Me: There is no romance in this movie. Bring tissues.

Class: IF THERE’S NO DOOMED ROMANCE AND NOBODY DIES WHY DO WE NEED TISSUES???

Me: Read the story. And trust me. Bring tissues. I’ve warned you. You can’t say I didn’t.

Class: AAAAAARRRRRGH! If you have not seen this Academy-Award winning short film, go watch it and come back. Remember your tissues.

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Today’s typo: ‘defiend’ for ‘defined.’ We should always be careful to defiend our terms—fiendish little things that they are.

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Behind the Scenes: "Thirty"?

A peek into Combined Service: Charlie sometimes talks about “putting in her thirty”—a way I imagined a society where all work that sustains a community, paid or caregiving, is valued and recognized. It’s a small window into the world, not the main story, but one of the ideas that shaped it.

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my husband has a colonoscopy this morning and unfortunately my brain did this

what if alien abductions got too risky

so now they just run gastroenterology clinics

and humans willingly show up like

“yes hello i scheduled my probing for 9:30”

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me: so — hear me out — what if the aliens decided kidnapping humans was getting too dangerous, so they just set up gastroenterology clinics all over the world and now humans come to them freely for all that butt stuff

my kid: 🤣 i can’t believe you just made me read that

me: so probably shouldn’t put that one on facebook?

my kid: no no go ahead let everyone have that image

me: …tumblr?

my kid: 🤣 might do better on tumblr

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Imagine the Ocean Was Blood

 On horror, Lem, and the long afterlife of a high school syllabus

“Do you like horror?” my friend Jason asked. “Not really,” I said, honestly. “My daughter does, sometimes.” “Oh, she has to go see Iron Lung!” he enthused. He has seen it three times already.

I texted my daughter. “Jason says you have to see Iron Lung.”

“We saw it!” she messaged back. “Chris wanted to see it for Markiplier. It’s very Solaris, honestly. Imagine if the ocean on Solaris was made of blood, and instead of studying it from space they sent you down in a little submarine.”

“She says it’s like Solaris, but the ocean is blood and you’re in a little submarine,” I said to Jason.

He nodded. “Stanislaw Lem, right? I see it.”

My daughter read Solaris in high school, in a class I designed called Fantastic Fiction, in which I spent an entire year challenging the idea that science fiction and fantasy are unserious literature. We read Shakespeare (The Tempest), Verne, Bradbury, C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, Ursula Le Guin, Kurt Vonnegut, Lois McMaster Bujold, Jane Yolen. We watched Star Trek and Apollo 13.

I’d never read Solaris before I assigned it for the class, in a unit I titled “Into the Black,” for which my students also read Verne’s From the Earth to the Moon and Arthur C. Clarke’s “The Sentinel,” and watched Apollo 13. If you haven’t read it, it’s a moody, disturbing story of scientists studying an alien planet—and the planet, which may or may not be sentient, seems to also be studying them. The story offers no pat answers and no happy endings.

And of all of the amazing works we read in that class, from “Leaf by Niggle” to “2BOR02B;” from Something Wicked This Way Comes to Brave New World; the book with the most staying power, the work that has become a touchstone for me and for my daughter, is Solaris. A dense, unsettling Polish science fiction novel has become a shared reference point—something she can reach for instinctively to describe a completely different work.

Serious art doesn’t just entertain. It becomes shared language.

It lets you say “very Solaris,” and be understood.

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Footie Pajamas, Space Whales, and Ageing Heroes

Found this in my journal, from a few years ago when I was rewatching the Trek movies. Apparently I had strong feelings.

We begin with Star Trek: The Motion Picture. This is Bad. Really Bad. Like, how is this thing still a viable franchise bad? Why is there an alien girl with no hair who is supposedly sexually irresistible but who is pretty much ignored by everybody, and anyway isn’t that what the Orion women are supposed to be all about?

Why is there a captain who is not the captain? Why does the script destroy any sympathy for Kirk by having him jerk Decker around for no legitimate reason?

Why is Spock suddenly telepathically communicating with an ancient Earth probe that’s a really long way away? Why does the new science officer have to be a Vulcan who dies in a horrible transporter accident and who is then in an utterly improbable series of events replaced by Spock?  Why not just kill the NEW CAPTAIN in a transporter accident, making Kirk the obvious short-notice replacement, and have Spock show up before they leave?

Why do we spend the better part of an hour looking at the Enterprise in spacedock?

Who designed those appalling horrific uniforms that look like footie pajamas with grotesque belt buckles? (2026 me would like to confirm that the uniforms are still terrible.)

PACING PEOPLE PACING WTH?

Why do the two new characters who have had nothing whatsoever of any importance to do for the entire movie get to save the ship and the world at the end? What kind of sense does that make? DOES NOBODY KNOW WHO THE PROTAGONIST IS HERE? DOES THAT NOT SEEM LIKE KIND OF A GROSS OVERSIGHT?

And last of all and perhaps most imponderable, how did such a dog of a movie end up with such an amazing score?

Nowhere to go from here but UP, baby!

We are up to Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (the one about the whales), and movies 2-3-4 are really a trilogy that tells one long story, so now we think of them that way, although when they first came out I was too young and/or the whole movie trilogy thing was still too new and unfamiliar and/or they were too far apart for me to actually notice this. Observations:

1. No more footie pajama uniforms! Oh GOOD! I don’t love the new uniforms, exactly, but they’re SO MUCH BETTER than the ones from ST:TMP that I’m not going to complain. Also, they keep them for all three movies, so that’s good. I like that the three movies have a consistent look to them.

2. Remember I said the uniforms are better?  Well, all of them except for the weird outfits the engineering guys wear, and the even more bizarre outfits the security guys wear. Whoo those are bad.

3. Hey! These films are actually Star Trek! Kirk and Spock and McCoy are recognizably Kirk and Spock and McCoy! There’s stuff that’s actually connected to the TV show! RICARDO MONTALBAN IS BACK YAY!  One of Kirk’s ex-girlfriends is important to the plot (how very Trek!)! Spock is logical, McCoy is wry, Kirk stands in the middle saying “Play nice, boys…”

4. They let the actors age. You know, as a teen/twentysomething, I did not pay this any attention that I can recall – it was Star Trek, and I loved it because it was Star Trek – although I do seem to remember other people commenting on it. Watching these movies now, I think this is completely and totally awesome. (rereading this now, I’m even more convinced that one of my favorite things about Star Trek is that it lets its heroes age—even its holographic heroes). These people are, like, in their fifties and sixties some of them, and they are SAVING THE WORLD!!! Honestly, I think this is one of my new favorite things about Star Trek: They’re like Bilbo and Gandalf in space! Not everybody who’s important and heroic has to be in their twenties!

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The Day the Angel Showed Up

When my children were young, I did not watch much television. So, I missed a good ten years’ worth of Stuff.

This is my excuse for being utterly unaware of Supernatural until the end of season 10.

Even then, I was only marginally aware of it. My older daughter took it up because her friends watched it. She watched it on her computer, until she decided I would like it. We often chose shows to watch together, and we tended to choose shows that fit into our extremely busy lives—Firefly, Freaks & Geeks—so I was, in theory, open to new shows.

“Mom,” she said, “you should watch this show with me.”

“How many seasons?” I asked.

“Season 9 is finished, season 10 will be on Netflix in September, season 11 starts this fall!” she said.

Ten seasons of catch-up stretched before me like an impossible task. “I’m sorry, kiddo. I don’t think I have the energy to start on a series that is already up to season 10 before I’ve even heard of it.”

But, she persisted.

Our house had a great room—living room, dining room and kitchen in one large room with 10-foot ceilings. I had an office, she had her bedroom, but when I was in the kitchen, the living room TV was unavoidable. She would wait until I got involved in something in the kitchen, and then come in and turn on an episode she thought I would like.

I was enjoying the show, but I wasn't really committed to it.

Then, she happened to put on a season 4 episode.

I was just walking through the room.

“Who is that guy?” I asked.

“Which guy?”

I waited for the dark-haired, trench-coated, grim-faced character with the gravelly voice to reappear onscreen. “That guy.”

“Oh, that’s Castiel,” she said. “He’s an angel.”

“He’s a regular?”

“Uhmmmm…” she understood that she’d finally found a hook that would draw me in to a shared activity. “Starting in Season 4, yeah.”

I sat down next to her on the couch. “Okay,” I said. “I will watch it with you.”

She gave me a tolerant look. “Okay. But I want to talk about the show with my friends, so we have to start with season 9.”

“Is Castiel in season 9?”

The teenager eyeroll was audible. “Yes.”

“Okay!”

I quickly decided she and I were the mother/daughter incarnation of Sam and Dean. We’d already had this exact conversation:

Me/Sam: How can you eat this stuff? Do you even read these labels? Look at all these chemicals!

Her/Dean: All I see is "pie." The rest is just "blah blah blah."

Suddenly we had a whole new vocabulary for who we were: The thoughtful label reader. The incautious lover of pie. The devoted family. The inseparable monster-hunting team.

My girl was so Dean that she dressed as Dean for Halloween one year.

I also drew some parallels to my other fandoms:

Me: Whenever other hunters show up on Supernatural, they're like the redshirts on Star Trek. They're gonna die.

She: Everybody in the show is a redshirt. They all end up dead.

Me: Not Castiel. Castiel's not gonna die.

She: I wouldn't be so sure. They're all at risk. He's already died a couple of times, he just came back.

Me: No. God's not gonna let Cas die, because he is So. Very. Pretty.

She (groaning): Mom. Really?

Eventually, I had to go back and catch up the earlier seasons. Which proved a lovely opportunity to embarrass my teenage daughter:

Me: So, you haven't seen that episode?

She: No, there were some in Season 4 I skipped because I was trying to get caught up.

Me: I thought that was in Season 5.

She: No, I'm pretty sure it would have been season 4.

Me: Didn't Dean get dragged off to Hell at the end of season 4?

She: No, that was season 3. Season 4 is when Castiel shows up.

Me: THAT'S right! Season four is when Cas shows up, so then the other episode I was thinking of must have been in Season 5.

She: Wait. Mom. You can't date your Supernatural episodes based on Castiel. Most fans date them by how long Sam's hair was, or how happy Dean was, or something like that.

Me: But... Castiel is the PRETTIEST one! So I NOTICED when he showed up!

She: Mom. You're so embarrassing.

Me: My job here is done!

Turns out angels don’t just show up in trenchcoats and lightning. Sometimes they show up right in your kitchen, when your kid invites you to sit down.

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Water, Light, and a Truce with February

February is always the longest month, for me.

Every year, as we inch through January — even though the days are technically getting longer — the lack of daylight starts to get to me. By February, I’m usually in a funk that only the coming of spring can cure.

So this winter, I decided to try to get ahead of the Late Winter Blahs.

I’ve been getting up, bundling up, and going outside with my coffee to sit on the porch and soak up whatever dim, gray, disheartening light the season has to offer.

And I am absolutely stunned to report that:

It is working.

My mood is better than is typical for me this time of year. I’m struggling less in the mornings. And — this is the part that truly astonishes me — I actually look forward to those quiet moments in the cold, gray winter air.

The other thing I’ve been trying is (deep sigh) hydration.

I’m a coffee gal, despite having to switch to decaf for Reasons a couple of years ago. Hot coffee is still the proper way to start the day.

But They Say — and They are the Authority, am I right? — that a glass of water in the morning is better than caffeine.

So I tried that too.

I hate it when They’re right.

But there you go.

For the first time in decades, I feel optimistic about February.

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I Love a Good Octopus Story

I love a good octopus story.

My Combined Service octopods are based physiologically on Earth’s giant Pacific octopus. A full-grown giant Pacific octopus is about twelve feet long, blue-blooded, and venomous — just like the octopods of Domum Oceanum.

But octopods start small. All of them. Even the giant Pacific octopus.

They begin life as tiny, transparent larvae — smaller than a grain of rice — and spend the first three months of their lives adrift in the plankton layer, providing a food source for whales and other creatures.

Among the octopods of Domum Oceanum, this life stage is called the Journey. Only those who survive the Journey become sentient.

In 2012, a tiny red octopus — no bigger than a bit of plankton — was carried into the Monterey Bay Aquarium (the very same aquarium that played the Cetacean Institute in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home) on a sponge, or perhaps a piece of rock.

Having survived the plankton layer, the little octopus did exactly what its instincts told it to do.

It hunted.

It began eating the crabs in the Shale Reef exhibit.

Aquarium staff noticed the population decline, but for almost a year had no explanation — until the itty bitty octopus, now about the size of a fist, decided to look for new hunting grounds and crawled out of the exhibit and into the middle of the floor.

Rookie mistake. Poor little octopus.

On Domum Oceanum, the older octopods would have taken charge and taught it how to avoid detection a little better than that.

The itty bitty octopus reportedly ended up as part of the aquarium’s splash zone.

If you want to know more about the sentient octopods of Domum Oceanum, they show up in the Combined Service books — because once you start paying attention to octopuses, it’s hard not to imagine what they might become.

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The Aunt Who Was a Bad Influence

I own a documentary about Ray Harryhausen.

You know who Ray Harryhausen is, right? Stop-motion pioneer, creator of skeletons fighting humans, spaceships crashing into miniature landscapes, and dinosaurs that still move the way he imagined them.

He made The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, which inspired the first Godzilla movie. And yes, that birthed the entire Godzilla franchise.

My nephew is a Godzilla fan.

A few years ago, while my parents were visiting, I watched the Harryhausen documentary with my dad and my nephew.

My nephew immediately made a list of every Harryhausen movie and stuck it on the fridge. He started making his parents watch them.

Periodically, my sister reminds me: “You showed Lucas the Harryhausen documentary. This is all your fault.”

And it is.

I never thought I’d earn the title Bad Aunt for showing a documentary about a moviemaker. But here we are.

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A Very Nerdy Christmas

Welcome to 2026, friends!

I don’t have high expectations for 2026. I’ll be honest, 2026 gets the sideye from me until I see how it’s going to behave.

But—while 2025 is still in timeout (go think about what you did, 2025!)—there were still bright spots.

Like all the nerd stuff I got for Christmas! It’s like, the people who bought me gifts actually knew me! I didn’t always have that, but I do now!

Calendars! I got TWO Star Trek calendars! The Ships of the Line calendar has hung in my bedroom for two years, and now I’ll have a third! The other, a Strange New Worlds calendar, is already hanging in my cube at work.

Figures! My husband and I got mystery Lower Decks figures from my daughter; he got Tendi, and I got Rutherford, which is perfect, because of course Tendi and Rutherford are the will they/won’t they couple on the show—and Tendi is secretly a warrior, and Rutherford is a softhearted engineer. In short: they’re us!

Other stuff! A purse I picked out at the beach, with horses on it! Because in addition to being nerdy, I am a horse girl. And a new Purdue sweatshirt and keychain, because yes, I am both a geek and a nerd.I got a new Purdue sweatshirt, and a Purdue keychain, because I am both a geek and a nerd.

And the pièce de résistance! Nerd Hummels!

It’s girl Kirk and Spock, done anime-style (I know her rank insignia is wrong, don’t @ me. She’s girl Kirk! That’s  my story and I’m sticking to it!)

I hope in Christmas 2025, you got the best and nerdiest gifts that told you, I see you, nerd girl! (or guy, or neither, as appropriate for you!).

And I hope your 2026 includes many more moments of being seen and appreciated for who you are!

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Exit Strategy / A Combined Service Fic

A missing scene from The Magnetar — the moment Alphonse Rakowski realizes it’s time to move on. (Takes place during Chapter 8-bridges to Book 4)

The girl was the problem. If she had died like the rest of them, he'd be in the clear.

But she had not.

Alphonse scrolled idly through the feeds as he pondered. Sensational stories of interspecies romances gone wrong-or right. Grim news of disasters and tragedies. Histrionic political headlines. Improbable scientific "breakthroughs."

Alphonse paused the feed on one of the disasters. Disasters were fertile ground for grift. You could sell a lot of cheap junk at a substantial markup--or grab a lot of nice donated items for resale elsewhere. He'd done both.

But he just hated disaster zones.

He rubbed his eyes wearily—grit behind his lids, the way they always got after too many hours staring at displays. No photosensitive membranes, no nictating shields—just soft human tissue that stung and burned. He let the feed scroll.

He could have worked around it anyway. He could have released her from the contract he'd drawn up, after enough time had passed, and it would have all been legit. The audits wouldn't have caught it.

But then the Magnetar had called for crew. Everyone on deferred contracts would finally be called into service.

He paused the feed again with the tap of a finger.

She'd seen his face. She knew the name he was using.

And a person who was alive was far more likely to discover that she had not received her sign-on bonus than someone who was not.

The recruiter gig on Gliese Delta had been a great way to lay low for a while, and more lucrative than he had expected, but it was time to move on.

The question was, where to?

He clenched his fist in frustration, inadvertently pausing the feed.

There was an image of a woman, young, but not beautiful. The headline read, "Rocannon Laboratories Lures Prodigy Researcher Away From University of Shevek…"

Rocannon Laboratories. How did he know that name?

He skimmed the article. The woman in the image was Dr. Sera Thalen, and her research into photonless telemetric coupling had apparently “opened new frontiers in non-radiative communication physics.”

He didn’t need to read further. He knew what that meant — or could mean.

And suddenly, he knew exactly where to go next.

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so a very long time ago, my dad worked with an arson investigator

this guy was often one of the first people on the scene following a suspected arson, once emergency services had done what they needed to do. at times, there were also civilians on the periphery. often, they were freaking out, and understandably so; their home or workplace had just, quite literally, gone up in smoke

this investigator wouldn’t try to calm them down. he wouldn’t comfort them or be a shoulder to cry on.

instead, he’d walk up to the person most visibly losing their shit, hand them a fire extinguisher, and say “hey, can you keep an eye out for any other fires, and if you see one, can you put it out with this?”

of course, there was no actual risk of another fire. he wouldn’t be on the scene investigating if there was even a chance that the fire wasn’t completely put out. but the bystander didn’t need to know that

because that person, without fail, would immediately pull it together, take the fire extinguisher, and stand guard. they were, at least temporarily, calm enough for this investigator to do this job

my dad has told me the parable of the fire extinguisher a hundred times, and i think about it a lot. i think about what it says about people and crises. i think about what it says about the grounding power of having a purpose. and i think about the importance of letting someone help me through something, even if that help is just going to be another casserole to throw into the freezer, because useless or not, that fire extinguisher might be the only thing holding them together