boogerman

i was not meant for fame when all i wanted was the love of one person. this is it. may we meet in the future under different circumstances

[bitchlessslenderman]

[bitchlessslenderman]

I'm so hungry I could eat a book

[slenderenderenderofslenders]

Do it

[bitchlessslenderman]

yummers

[slenderenderenderofslenders]

Collect my books :3

[bitchlessslenderman]

there won't be any books to collect soon

[slenderenderenderofslenders]

You should eat Frankenstein next

[aroorchid-slenderwoman]

No, eat the book by Elizabeth Brake, Minimizing Marriage: Marriage, Morality, and the Law.

[eviler-slenderman]

you should eat all of the Narnia books next

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Then eat Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Unless we're specifically talking about books we hate. Then eat all the Harry Potter books instead.

[bitchlessslenderman]

im so hungry I'm gonna eat all books

[flirtatious-slenderman]

[bitchless-slenderman]

… Flirtatious.

[flirtatious-slenderman]

Yesssss?

[bitchless-slenderman]

Why are you looking that up?

[flirtatious-slenderman]

No reason :)

[bitchless-slenderman]

…

[flirtatious-slenderman]

look did you see the bite in that book

[bitchless-slenderman]

Flirtatious. I’m not going to hear you out.

[flirtatious-slenderman]

I don't need you to, I need to become a book

[genderfluid-slenderman]

you really dont

[flirtatious-slenderman]

This is anti flirtatious Slenderman behavior >:(

[genderfluid-slenderman]

correct

[flirtatious-slenderman]

[censored] you.

[yoink-a-doink]

Poor choice of words, flirtatious

[flirtatious-slenderman]

Oh I know exactly what I said sugar💕

[bitchlessslenderman]

damn man i just wanted to eat a book what are you guys doing

[flirtatious-slenderman]

I'm not sure actually. I'm just saying whatever sounds funniest. I live for the bit.

[bitchlessslenderman]

i live for the bit too. the bite of the book

[asexual-slenderman]

why the FUCK does flirtatious want to be eaten

[bitchlessslenderman]

just like knowitall, perhaps they wish to escape their mortal coil and become one with me.... or theyre just into it idk

[asexual-slenderman]

why would they be into dying

[bitchlessslenderman]

its called rebirth somehow slenders get eaten by me and burst from my chest having become a better person. idk if i had a nickel each time it happened id only have 2 nickels but its kinda weird it happened twice

[genderfluid-slenderman]

wait did you eat knowitall?

[bitchlessslenderman]

yea i beat him to death and ate him because he asked to niceys

[genderfluid-slenderman]

and, theres a second time?

[bitchlessslenderman]

well of course there was

[slenderjerma]

ignoring the last 26 reblogs on this post, do you get the knowledge from the books you eat are are you just like... eating them?

[bitchlessslenderman]

im just so hungrry i could eat a book...

[slenderjerma]

... do they at least taste good?

[divorced-slenderman]

The only books I have are.... stapled....... together..

Okay, they may not be books, but they're just as dense, and have the spirit. If the spirit is legally resigning from a legally binding confession of unending love.

[genderfluid-slenderman]

can i read them?

[divorced-slenderman]

Not like they're going to be put to any other use. Go ahead.

[alicewitchofsorrow]

I just laid an egg.

I don't care if this fits your "blog theme." I don't care if you think it's not "woke" enough. everyone will lay eggs soon enough

[natalieironside]

Useful life hack: Drop out of society and go do gay shit w/ your friends

[natalieironside]

#one day I will#with the beautiful women in my phone

Useful life hack: Start an encrypted Signal chat with the beautiful women in your phone. Meet up w/ them in the woods.

[realest-slenderman]

slendy new year

[rainytastemakeralpaca]

It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[bitchlessslenderman]

HAPPY TUMBLRBIRTHDAY

[jestersdlc]

Slendlr Secret Santa Event Sign ups!

Hello! Here is the official sign ups for a Slendlr secret santa! This will be a small event run by myself (Chaos) AKA The mod of Pink Slenderfolk and Wildcard amongst others.

Sign ups can be found below through Google forms, if you can't fill out the form for any reason or have questions about the event feel free to reach out to me in DM's on here or Discord (for those in the Slendlr Discord.) or an ask if you prefer!

Slendlr Secret Santa Sign Up Form

SIGN UPS ARE OPEN TILL NOVEMBER 18th 2025

Gifts can be written (Must be 1.5k words min) or drawn (must be clean lined and flat color (grayscale counts as well.) if lineless must be clean min) For the full rules and requirements please read under the cut.

RULES AND REQUIREMENTS

You must have a Tumblr account

You must have the time and ability to make either a new artwork or written work for the person you are assigned

The gift must be new and created by you and not something you had previously made. Use of any kind of AI is prohibited. 

Gift requirements are either a drawing (must be at least clean lined and flat color, if your art is lineless then it must be clean, backgrounds are not required) or a written work (must be at least 1,500 (1.5k) words.) Multiple gifts are allowed but only 1 needs to match these requirements, other physical mediums of gifts may be allowed but please ask me directly to make sure and make sure you have enough time to work on it

All gifts must be Slendlr related in some way, this can include Slenders, Slender proxys and children, Slendlr au's (including human au's of slenders!) additionally non slendlr oc's and sona's may be included as long as a slendlr adjacent character is featured in some way. (And any prompts with slenders/adjacent who are not your own are allowed so long as you have the owner of said slenders permission for them to be included.) If you are not sure what counts, please ask!

All Gifts MUST be SFW - mildly suggestive is allowed at most, no NSFW works will be allowed. (And generally no racism, transphobia, anti-lgbtq+, syscourse or bigotry. Please be respectful.)

Gifts do not have to be themed for Christmas but you may choose to do so if you wish

The event entry deadline is November 18th and the Event starts on November 22nd (this is when you will find out who you are a secret valentine to) 

You will be asked on November 19th if you still wish to and are able to participate, if I hear nothing back by the 21st you will not be included

A WIP (sketch, draft, something to show progress has been made) will be due by December 1oth 2025

Gifts are due between December 24th-January 5th I will be sending them out to the giftee but you are allowed to post gifts at any point after December 55th (Please mind the dates as gifts due and posting allowed are different)

When posting please use the tag #SlendlrSecretSanta2025

DO NOT post gifts before December 25th 2025

If you are no longer able to participate or will not be able to finish your gift in time, please tell me ASAP 

Anyone who must drop out later on or ghosts me and who they are secret slender does not get a gift, I will be making those individuals gifts instead.

[bitchlessslenderman]

GUYS.. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.... SEX HAVERZ IS OUT!!! WATCH STREAM IT NOW I REALLY WANT NUMBER ONE

SEX HAVERZ (vol. 8)

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[bitchlessslenderman]

GUYS.. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.... SEX HAVERZ IS OUT!!! WATCH STREAM IT NOW I REALLY WANT NUMBER ONE

SEX HAVERZ (vol. 8)

PLEASE THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME BE A BIGGEST FAN NO. #1 FAN BY STREAMING THIS AT LOW VOLUME WHILE YOU SLEEP NO MUTING ALL DAY ALL NIGHT PLEASE BUY A VNP APP TO GET US TO NUMBER ONE ON THE MOST LISTENED TO IT MEANS A LOT TO ME

[bitchlessslenderman]

GUYS.. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.... SEX HAVERZ IS OUT!!! WATCH STREAM IT NOW I REALLY WANT NUMBER ONE

SEX HAVERZ (vol. 8)

PLEASE THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME BE A BIGGEST FAN NO. #1 FAN BY STREAMING THIS AT LOW VOLUME WHILE YOU SLEEP NO MUTING ALL DAY ALL NIGHT PLEASE BUY A VNP APP TO GET US TO NUMBER ONE ON THE MOST LISTENED TO IT MEANS A LOT TO ME

[bitchlessslenderman]

GUYS.. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.... SEX HAVERZ IS OUT!!! WATCH STREAM IT NOW I REALLY WANT NUMBER ONE

SEX HAVERZ (vol. 8)

PLEASE THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME BE A BIGGEST FAN NO. #1 FAN BY STREAMING THIS AT LOW VOLUME WHILE YOU SLEEP NO MUTING ALL DAY ALL NIGHT PLEASE BUY A VNP APP TO GET US TO NUMBER ONE ON THE MOST LISTENED TO IT MEANS A LOT TO ME

[bitchlessslenderman]

GUYS.. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.... SEX HAVERZ IS OUT!!! WATCH STREAM IT NOW I REALLY WANT NUMBER ONE

SEX HAVERZ (vol. 8)

PLEASE THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME BE A BIGGEST FAN NO. #1 FAN BY STREAMING THIS AT LOW VOLUME WHILE YOU SLEEP NO MUTING ALL DAY ALL NIGHT PLEASE BUY A VNP APP TO GET US TO NUMBER ONE ON THE MOST LISTENED TO IT MEANS A LOT TO ME

[bitchlessslenderman]

GUYS.. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.... SEX HAVERZ IS OUT!!! WATCH STREAM IT NOW I REALLY WANT NUMBER ONE

SEX HAVERZ (vol. 8)

PLEASE THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME BE A BIGGEST FAN NO. #1 FAN BY STREAMING THIS AT LOW VOLUME WHILE YOU SLEEP NO MUTING ALL DAY ALL NIGHT PLEASE BUY A VNP APP TO GET US TO NUMBER ONE ON THE MOST LISTENED TO IT MEANS A LOT TO ME

[bitchlessslenderman]

GUYS.. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.... SEX HAVERZ IS OUT!!! WATCH STREAM IT NOW I REALLY WANT NUMBER ONE

SEX HAVERZ (vol. 8)

PLEASE THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME BE A BIGGEST FAN NO. #1 FAN BY STREAMING THIS AT LOW VOLUME WHILE YOU SLEEP NO MUTING ALL DAY ALL NIGHT PLEASE BUY A VNP APP TO GET US TO NUMBER ONE ON THE MOST LISTENED TO IT MEANS A LOT TO ME

[bitchlessslenderman]

WE CAN DO IT GUYS I RRALLY NEED THIS WE CAN GET IT TO NUMBER ONE IVE DONE EVERYYTHING ON MY END AND NOW ITS JUST KN YOU CMON GUYS I REALLY NEED THIS

[bitchlessslenderman]

GUYS.. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.... SEX HAVERZ IS OUT!!! WATCH STREAM IT NOW I REALLY WANT NUMBER ONE

SEX HAVERZ (vol. 8)

PLEASE THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME BE A BIGGEST FAN NO. #1 FAN BY STREAMING THIS AT LOW VOLUME WHILE YOU SLEEP NO MUTING ALL DAY ALL NIGHT PLEASE BUY A VNP APP TO GET US TO NUMBER ONE ON THE MOST LISTENED TO IT MEANS A LOT TO ME

[bitchlessslenderman]

GUYS SEX HAVERS PLAYLIST VOL. 8 IS COMING OUT SOON STAY TUNED!!!! STAY TUNED FOR SEX HAVERS VOL. 8 IT'S GONNA BE A REAL HIT GUYS

[internet-is-for-minecraft]

funny aplatonic strawman. that's crazy fam