emmbbarrrassing

I refuse to describe myself, you'll just have to fucjign find out! Moved to @baby-tart-dot-net

[bitchmcnuggetz]

bababooey

I am moving whole blogs and accts and emails and everything here because I am tired of the funny ways my tumblr is broken, so I’m starting fresh. This is the new acct.

[gaytanic-panic]

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

[dogpuppy]

[cassettecolonthree]

My Very Punctual Wife Just Got My Worm

^ helpful mnemonic for remembering something nobody has invented yet

[gaytanic-panic]

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

[love]

[dogpuppy]

[cassettecolonthree]

My Very Punctual Wife Just Got My Worm

^ helpful mnemonic for remembering something nobody has invented yet

[laeffy]

It's that time of year again

[minervas-sandwich]

Some commentary I saw on insta that I thought was important

[mollyjames]

This is just my two cents on what is ultimately a very complicated issue, but I feel like too often we treat representation like it's a quality problem when it would be better approached as a quantity problem. For as many people want to see a serious grounded portrayal of their experiences, there are also those who just want to relax and have a good time. So for instance, if you're writing a trans woman for your story, instead of pouring all of your effort into research - trying to avoid every stereotype while simultaneously making her all things to all trans women - you could instead just add a second trans woman

[mollyjames]

This has the added advantage that you can make them kiss, but I digress

[celestial-fang]

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and all your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and all the male concubines that you promoted to viziers through nepotism are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

[woman-becomer]

I'm manifesting that you get a bag of chips today. your favorite chips

[parappa-raps]

You’re manifesting that I get a bag of chips today! My favorite chips!

[woman-becomer]

I'll use my magic to send the chips your way. tostitos, doritos, and frito-lay

[parappa-raps]

You’ll use your magic to send the chips my way!Tostitos, Doritos, and Frito-lay!

[woman-becomer]

my magic is real, and you're not being deceived

[parappa-raps]

Your magic is real, and I’m not being deceived!

[woman-becomer]

my chip magic works, you gotta believe!

[parappa-raps]

Your chip magic works, I gotta believe!

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

U Rappin' Cool!

A Playstation classic, right here on Tumblr!

[thoughtportal]

Open Printer

Finally, an open hardware printer you can actually understand, repair, and upgrade

Open Printer is an open-source, repairable inkjet printer designed for makers, artists, and anyone tired of throwaway hardware. Built with standard mechanical components and modular parts, it’s easy to assemble, modify, and repair. You can print on standard sheets or paper rolls and choose between black or color cartridges, refillable at your convenience.

This project aims to reclaim our everyday tools. As such, it features no proprietary drivers, no cartridge DRM that locks you to a single vendor and is designed to never become obsolete. The Open Printer is built for longevity and customizability, ensuring that it remains fully under your control.

[celestial-fang]

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and all your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and all the male concubines that you promoted to viziers through nepotism are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

[karrakazz]

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

[karrakazz]