You Call me a Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing

Name's Mary Flint. Former Slytherin. Former Death Eater. 27 Years Old. Occasionally NSFW Indie genderbent/Fem!Marcus Flint

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"Excuse me but…do I know you?"

[bitchofslytherin]

"I was graduating in your third year. Mary Flint."

[waslikemagic]

"Harry James Potter"

-call my muse by their full name to see how they react.

“Don’t call me that.”

"What do you want?"

[bitchofslytherin]

"Why don’t you play Seeker for Falmouth? We’re looking for a new one."

[waslikemagic]

"Why, what happened to the old one?" He’s cautious, to say the least; Seekers were always the most perceptible to injury on the team.

[bitchofslytherin]

"The bloody arse decided to leave and join the Canons. Apparently more publicity."

[waslikemagic]

"Harry James Potter"

-call my muse by their full name to see how they react.

“Don’t call me that.”

"What do you want?"

[bitchofslytherin]

"Why don't you play Seeker for Falmouth? We're looking for a new one."

[bitchofslytherin]

lexi-luv it's JAY listen i got ur msg and im bout 2 get on2 ur account 2 trace the IP of the person whos sending the hate and once i find out i will make it personal and shit will be taken care of they dont know who theyre fucking with mami

Thanks, love. I know you'd take care of it once you found out. 

[bitchofslytherin]

Just gonna delete. The HP fandom is too selective. And I'm just...not okay....and I cut...again....

[bitchofslytherin]

you're a shitty rper just delete your blog your not canon and no one wants to rp with you no one likes you

Wow. Thanks. I'm already suicidal because of personal problems...and feeling self-conscious about my RPing. 

[bitchofslytherin]

"Maybe 'E' means 'extra fuel'!"

Mary slammed her head against the steering wheel, but that did nothing but make the horn honk. The raven jumped and screamed a bit. She sighed softly as she looked around.

Great. She was lost in the middle of nowhere. No magic. And the Muggle car she was driving ran out of gas. Just bloody great. She hated being Muggle.

[bitchofslytherin]

I'm tempted to make a blog for The Carrows....would anyone follow. Thinking of making it a side blog...

[neogohann]

[sleepybiflinge]

DID I JUST GET FUCKING KISSED BY thE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING POKEMON IN EXISTENCe?

[game84cube]

If you don’t have a Pikachu kissing you on your blog, then what blog are you running?

[bitchofslytherin]

"Ugh...I feel like I'm supporting Ravenclaw wearing this..."

[bitchofslytherin]

Headcanon

Mary has a crush on Oliver Wood, although she will deny the hell out of it if anyone asks. She's had a thing for him since her 4th year, which is why she always went after him the hardest.

[joshramsei]

RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.

[flawfilled]

I didn’t even try to scroll past this

[un-dyinq]

If you’re reading this, please don’t kill yourself. I love you & I care.

[bitchofslytherin]

How did I manage to dislocate half my fucking foot?!

[bitchofslytherin]

"Flint, do you really want the auror department on you?"

"I’m not that person anymore, Spinnet."

[bitchofslytherin]

"No. Honestly that place is bloody disgusting." The brunette looked at Alicia. "One witch did try selling me fingers on a stick, but I never answered."

[aspinnet]

She gave a look of slight disgust. “Thanks for your honesty. That’s about it, actually. I’m sorry about the questions, It’s just my job. Ex-Death Eater seen in the dark part of town…”

[bitchofslytherin]

"Yeah, the stand's right in front of that Dark Magic pawn shop if you wanna check that out. And it's okay. Just doing your job, Spinnet." She smiled a bit. "Is there any way to get that Skeeter cow away from me? She follows me everywhere."

[petrprkr]

((Four more followers gone…? What the….?! I don’t get it….. What did I do? …..Feelin’ like my Peter is failing you all now…))

[bitchofslytherin]

Peter can play with Mary!!

[bitchofslytherin]

"Flint, do you really want the auror department on you?"

"I’m not that person anymore, Spinnet."

[bitchofslytherin]

"Because Rita Skeeter, that fat cow, keeps following me and I use Knockturn to get away from her. She already did one article and made it seem like I’m in love with Wood."

[aspinnet]

"I still need to ask you some questions. It’s my job." she sighed slightly. "Well, that answers my first question. Second, did you talk to anyone while in Knockturn?"

[bitchofslytherin]

"No. Honestly that place is bloody disgusting." The brunette looked at Alicia. "One witch did try selling me fingers on a stick, but I never answered."

[bitchofslytherin]

PLEASE read my verses page. If a verse isn't on there that you want, let me know! Also SPECIFY which verse you want. If not, I'll assume mainverse...<3