How to Enchant Your Tarot Decks
This spell was originally intended for traveling fortunetellers who often came across thieves and other villainous strangers.
1) Wait for the witching hour on the same day as when you were born.
If you were born a Wednesday, perform this spell on a Wednesday.
The chanting must begin at exactly three o’ clock in the morning. Prepare everything else before then.
2) Place all your tarot decks on a glass, wooden or metal table.
They must “stand at attention”.
Make sure they are enclosed in the container they came with when you first touched them, whether that is their original cardboard box, a wooden box or a velvet pouch.
3) Knock on each tarot deck three times to awaken it.
Do it for all of them, one after the other.
Do it forcefully enough that you hear a thud with every knock you make. It is important that an audible sound is made.
4) Chant this incantation three times to weaponize your decks.
“Asmot. Deo. Vir. Birtir. Ligete in omnibus membris tujs quia te corumpere volo.”
This orison must be memorized beforehand. It cannot be written down to be read. And one cannot stumble upon the words.
It must be pronounced correctly for it to work. Speak it phonetically, saying it exactly as it is spelled. As Spanish is today’s most widespread phonetic language, you may consult a Spanish speaker for guidance.
5) Shuffle every one of your decks to lock in the spell.
Take them out of their container, and shuffle them once before putting them back inside.
Store them together in a drawer or a shelf.
For the next two weeks, perform the spell again. On the coming Wednesday, and on the one after that, always at exactly three o’ clock. Only then will the magic be potent enough.
Anyone with a pinch of malice against you who touches your cards or their container will suffer a bout of illness no medicine can cure.