bitchstickz

[lunchparade-deactivated20201030]

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

[lagrima-de-crocodilo]

[buttart]

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

[kitty]

[memesandlaughs]

[nightofthelivingbraindead]

[theyellowbrickroad]

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives

[theyellowbrickroad]

How dare you attack me like this on my own post. You righthanded ppl are salty as hell and can’t accept how fun, bouncy and energetic the lefties are

[galacticvii]

[dirtyluxury-deactivated20131107]

[ruinedchildhood]

Me everyday

[communistkid]

[hancarolyn]

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[ameliastardust]

I’ve never seen a sign with SO LITTLE CHILL BEFORE

[cripplingdepresssion]

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon

[4biddnknowledge]

[yttriumrapier]

Look, I have no doubt in my mind that Keanu Reeves is this generous to complete strangers. This pattern of behavior has been well established.

But why does he carry envelopes chock full of cash? Is that how he’s paid? 

[shinvermouthea]

look don’t be asking questions you’re not ready for the answer to

[cipheramnesia]

He’s a fae. They just have whatever money they need.

[voidbat]

probably the reason he stood there silent for a few minutes was because he was manifesting the cash.

also because he was tasting all the guy’s words for lies.

[ladyshinga]

He was also checking to make sure the currency was, you know, current. He still keeps some mementos from the olden days.

[penisandballs-deactivated201602]

by the end of 2016 “social media” will be replaced by enjoying a nice ginger ale

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[marzipanandminutiae]

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

[stimman3000]

but what a way to go

[cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva]

You could only eat it once

[lord-kitschener]

Forbidden snack