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[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Kevin Durand

Requested by @nemmet

[kaijuno]

“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

[firelightmystic]

So now you want to listen to what we’ve been hollering about since before fucking Occupy Wallstreet?????

[zetsubonna]

They started us off $35k+ in student loan debt, paid us ‘70s wages, charged us modern prices, and then couldn’t understand why we were broke.

[sulasaferoom]

Is “no shit, sherlock?” still an acceptable answer?

[lasrina]

Oh, the “starter house” thing. This is what you used to do when you were just starting out: you bought a house for just you and your spouse. You sold it to a younger couple and moved into a bigger house no later than the birth of your first or second kid. By that time, you were supposed to have been promoted and gotten a raise or two, at least… oh, and by the way, that raise was to be big enough that you could not only afford that bigger house, you could afford it on one salary, because that was when your wife stopped working to stay home with the kids.

That’s how my grandparents (immediately post-WWII) did it. That’s how my parents (mid-1970s) did it. Oh, and the third house my parents ever purchased, when they upgraded to a still affordable but spacious and very nice one, when I was a preteen? The purchase price was maybe 1.5 times my dad’s salary, with payments spread out over a 30-year mortgage.

But yeah, Millennials, who mostly weren’t even born the last time this was feasible, are the ones who are ruining everything.

[ultralaser]

starter house used to be like pokemon, you got a baby house with great stats or one with a lot of charm / moxie, or less often, both, but then you’d upgrade later in the game. but millennials are playing a shitty patch version where the only thing we can get are zubats, and the first gym trainers all have legendary dragons and are scolding us for picking a bad starter.

[inactiveuser0000]

“We are what they say we are until conformity hits us.”

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Tessa Thompson — Rodarte FW18

[catsbeaversandducks]

Wolfie the Werecat and his wonderful Enchanted Forest Kitty Sanctuary.

Photos by Wolfie

Cat Tree made by Hollywood Kitty Company

[naamahdarling]

I’m so jealous.

[bitchtitsjackson]

So

Two months ago we got into a huge fight over the car and him being gone for says while I worked two jobs, walking to and from both. It got physical. So I decided to move out.

End of March I move, all while he's insecure, accusing me of cheating, talking to someone else. Before I moved he would go through my phone all night. Well, when he was home.

He admitted to doing dope again, but it was "only one or two bags."

Constantly assuring him that we're together but separate. Love yous and we'll work in this and I'll find a couples therapist.

After I moved I'd get the car maybe once a week.

On the 8th of April he said I could use the car after work. He wasn't there when I got off. Called, no answer. I'm walking to my new place, and log into his messenger. (He had put it in there a while ago, but I never felt the need to look at it until then.)

I saw his kissy faces to her. Cricket. I call him and leave a pissy message.

I messege her, just asking if he's out there. Two seconds later he calls.

He doesn't even have the car. She does. I am pissed.

Takes 4 hours to drive to her place, get the car, and come back.

Meanwhile, I go to the old apartment (I still have the keys).

Right next to the bed is a girl's overnight bag.

I see red.

I start grabbing shit, random shit, tried to the Xbox, messege my friends "he had a girl over who can pick me up I'm taking shit."

Then I trash the place, take my vacuum, and get picked up.

I wait for him to drop off the car. He eventually does, saying he loves me and wants to work on us. I tell him I'm tired and want to get my errands done. He leaves, I go get my shit done.

Then I park the car, take the plates off, lock it up with the key and paperwork in a safe place. I send him a pic of the plate off and say "you want to lie and cheat? You want the car? Get my name off the loan."

Since then he's been back and forth between wanting me back and cricket is his new wifey, I love yous and calling me a hoe.

And I've been using the car whenever I want.

The super breaking point was yesterday. He called, I was a bitch I admit but I want to be done with him. He got pissy cuz I'm still not giving in. So he said I was the reason he did heroin.

So he's blocked on everything, I'm finding a lawyer to get him off the car title, and fyi- I still haven't had sex with anyone.

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[ultralaser]

“you shall not fucking pass!”

[lovealtars]

THE LOST BOYS (1987)

[househunting]

$158,850/4 br/3500 sq ft

Joplin, MO

built in 1890

[bitchtitsjackson]

Heroin is tearing my relationship apart

That shit is the devil

How long do I stay?

[catchymemes]

Illustration by Rosie Payne

Tumblr: @itsbyrosie

[midnightmurdershow]

Blade (1998) Directed by Stephen Norrington

[dcvertigoblog]

[japhers]

my prime aesthetic is somewhere between scary and horny…. scorny

[shortvideosandstuff]

cat stuck in a bathtub

[itsaliceaubrey-deactivated20161]

the face of a broken man

[rsbenedict-deactivated20181216]

From Wikipedia:

Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte (Spanish for Our Lady of Holy Death), often shortened to Santa Muerte, is a female deity or folk saint in Mexican and Mexican-American folk Catholicism. A personification of death, she is associated with healing, protection, and safe delivery to the afterlife by her devotees. Despite condemnation by the Catholic Church, her cult has become increasingly prominent since the 2000s.

The worship of Santa Muerte is condemned by the Catholic Church in Mexico as invalid, but it is increasingly firmly entrenched in Mexican culture.

Santa Muerte is also seen as a protector of homosexual, bisexual, and transgender communities in Mexico, since many are considered to be outcast from society. Many LGBT people ask her for protection from violence, hatred, disease, and to help them in their search for love.

Her intercession is commonly invoked in same-sex marriage ceremonies performed in Mexico. The Iglesia Católica Tradicional México-Estados Unidos, also known as the Church of Santa Muerte, recognizes gay marriage and performs religious wedding ceremonies for homosexual couples.

Man how did I not know about this magical gay skeleton queen until today?

[nothorax]

I can’t confess my love for Ororo Munroe enough. She has been and will ALWAYS be my favorite superhero. 

CHECK OUT HOW THIS WAS MADE in this painting process video below!

Painting Process - Ororo the Storm

More of these How To videos and Painting Processes to come in the future! Enjoy :D