Get the puck out

I'm Amanda. I live in Pittsburgh. Hockey. Music. Art. Tattoos.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dxmedstudent]

I wil never know why I find this so funny.

[bitterlush]

[monsterlets]

but now i’m just picturing a spider hopping along on one leg

[iguanamouth]

[stereolights]

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

[stereolights]

im laughign remember when i made this post

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[catchymemes]

Illustration by Rosie Payne

Tumblr: @itsbyrosie

[andallthesinners-saints-deactiv]

[lizardsenjoyinglife]

this bearded dragon enjoys dressing as a real dragon.

[closeupofpaintings]

[closeupofpaintings]

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

[paper-mario-wiki]

[lilnasxvevo]

I LOVE the whole painting here it is:

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[stephenraygarza]

not risking it.

[autumntipsy]

Not even scrolling past it

[thoteisha]

I deserve an apology smh

[mylittlesanity]

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[elephantsshoe-blog]

[toastbutteregg]

me 99% of the time

[officialmickrock-deactivated202]

I’m in love with the great British bake off

[thesoundofawesome]

This is my personal favorite(so far)

[ironswordandstarshield]

[sissyhiyah]

I must start watching this.

[gaycism]

Why the hell do I find this amusing

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[clothsofgoldd]

[aggrokawaii]

forest puppy

[fugaazi]

that’s a deer

[daniel-noise]

its a forest puppy

[6lacksoul]

[the-fearless-tall-dude-killer-d]

[paper--elly]

LOSING MY SHIT

[pizza-dome]

im gunNA VOMIT

[idiot-fucking-hippies]

aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH

[matduka-deactivated20171209]

there are TEARS

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