Shut your pretty mouth and start opening!

My mad Fat Diary (MMFD) fan and fic writer. Twitter: Dawny@WhimsicalPorter & A03 bitchy-broken

[butyouaremymess]

S02E01: "Capital R Rake" / S03E03: "Forces of Nature"

[mametupa]

[bitchy-broken]

Caramac

Caramac

Gutted.😭

[i-dream-of-emus]

It's TEN YEARS since the first episode of My Mad Fat Diary aired!

🎧📀📕🍻🍕🩱🎸🛵

Were you watching in the early days or did you discover it later (or even recently)?

If My Mad Fat Diary means something special to you, it'd be lovely to hear from you, either below or in an Ask. Memories of the show, favourite cast members, outfits, songs, or scenes, and the fanfics or fan art you loved.

Kristen (Genuine 1990s Teenager) xx

Tagging all the Emus my peri-menopausal memory will allow: @flirtmcgirt @lilaviolet @endemictoearth @rockinthebeastmode @kneekeyta @bitchy-broken @late-to-the-sexy-party @justagirlnamedkayla-blog1 @nurseollie @blobwithagob @darlingdiver @rae-nelson @raernundo @rae-as-in-rachel @adventureswithrae @inlovewithnicomirallegro-blog @greenangelheart @teastaindiary @slitherouter @how-ardently @beatum @stagecoachjessi @beccabluebonnet @aggressively-lamps @tinakegg @finn-nelson-pls @fizzezlikecherrycola @mmfdstuff @mymadfatdiary @mmfdblog @raefinnxo @areyousad8118 @woww-e4 @who-iss-stan-ford-blog @girlwithapumpkintattoo @girl-that-no-one-knows @girl-looking-out-window @madfatgifs @madfatty @otherlil @aspiringpolymath @everythingnicomirallegro @hey1tskat1e @i-love-mmfd @itsnicomirallegro @ultimate-slice @pudgebug @facephase @fanningon @fantasticab @themushroomblues @audisodd @audreyoppar

[bitchy-broken]

I can’t believe this was 10 years ago. I watched from the start but didn’t find the Tumblr community until later.

I’ve watched MMFD so many times but I think I need an anniversary re-watch.

[bitchy-broken]

SOS

In the new gift challenge I really need Friends in Elegant, Ocean, Savannah, Sun & Tundra. Please add me if you’re in these areas.

Ta 🤞

[amessinadress]

Jodie Comer saying “Just let him whack it in ya!” is one of my favorite things

[bitchy-broken]

A lesson in English slang.🤣

[disregardmypoisonink]

[everythingfox]

crumch

(via)

[patrocles]

MY MAD FAT DIARY (2013-2015)

[tylerposey]

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MY MAD FAT DIARY (2013-2015) | 1.04 - Don’t Ever Tell Anybody Anything

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[x-gafy]

“Lost Paradise Garden”

[alwaysbewoke]

these motherfuckers don’t deserve any pussy. fuck their dumb asses. ladies, when a guy asks you out and suggests a place to go, ALWAYS suggest another place to see if his ass is some lame pua wannabe. fellas, stop being a bunch of insecure pussies. this ISN’T how you prove yourselves to be alphas. smfh. real men know when to flex and when to chill, this was a fucking “chill” moment and he blew trying to be “alpha.” dumbass.

“do not tolerate disagreement” wtf?!?! some of you motherfuckers want a fucking dog NOT a woman. 

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

Don’t give men a pass. These are real men. This is a man problem. This guy’s honest about wanting a doormat because he’s too stupid and undeservedly confident to realize how laughable and pathetic he is and comes off as. But plenty of men who are much smoother, who show you a good time, turn out to want exactly what this guy says: submission, sex, and undeserved gratitude for his existence.

[gcdk]

I’ve read some of this stuff and it’s like NLP for incels basically. It’s easy to find.

A few examples:

Constantly move her around, each time she follows you build compliance

Ask for little things, which again builds compliance

Get lots of little yeses in a row to make it harder for her to say no

Location - make it easier for her to come back to yours than get home (eg drive her somewhere)

Talk her into selling herself, once she is in the mindset of demonstrating her value she will retrospectively believe she must have done it because you are high value

Deep dive - basically show interest in her as a person, but in a laid back way so she thinks you’re both interested but not amazed

As soon as she fails to comply, ruin the moment completely and “snap out of it” then try again to escalate to sex (so she will comply so as not to ruin things again)

Use female friends to look popular and well-adjusted so she doesn’t see you as a threat, then basically act as a threat now she has talked herself out of being scared of you

Don’t have conversations by text or phone, just use it to get her to meet you alone

I suggest straight women read as much of this stuff as they can, it’s obviously effective because it’s psychological manipulation. Some men are naturally good at this stuff, some pay for “courses” in it… Some become Elliott Rodger.

[whoopsiedaizies]

No. Just no. If he feels emasculated by change in venue then he is not the man for you. If he uses any of these PUA tactics on you, just walk away. Treat each other like people. Why is that so fuckin hard?!?

[artifactseeker-myr99]

PUA = “Pick-Up Artistry”

NLP = Neuro-Linguistic Programming

[ace-aro-queerplatonic-positivity]

This is horrible and gross to read. But as a survivor of emotional manipulation, emotional and sexual abuse myself, I feel this needs to be spread.

Please stay save.

[bitchy-broken]

Holy shit balls.

[fyeahsharonrooney]

Sharon Rooney has joined the cast of new BBC thriller, The Control Room.

The Scottish drama has just started filming, in Sharon's hometown of Glasgow.

Iain De Caestecker (Roadkill) and Joanna Vanderham (The Paradise) lead an ensemble cast which also includes Daniel Portman from Game of Thrones, Taj Atwal from Line of Duty and Stuart Bowman from The Bodyguard. 

The Control Room follows the story of ambulance service emergency call handler Gabe, played by De Caestecker, who has his world 'turned upside down when he receives a desperate life-and-death call from a woman who appears to know him', according to the BBC.

It is written by Nick Leather (who also wrote Murdered For Being Different, starring My Mad Fat Diary's Nico Mirallegro) and directed by Amy Neil (Hanna, Trust Me).

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Finn puppy Nelson