Dinosaurs are better than people

College makes me sad so lets shitpost

[bitchynoodle]

Hi tumblr im back now and im an adult. i see everyone is still shit posting

[pururin]

[mypabulousscarf]

it just occurred to me that i never posted these kiddos here,

EDIT: i added the flame kids too🔥

(oh also i have a society6!<3)

[bitchynoodle]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[kid-khidr-deactivated20201030]

reflections from an underwater wave 

[kinoaida]

[bravelittlepixel]

[trjoel]

[sunnybot]

assflash newshole

[galleryofevil]

[alongfalltothetop-deactivated20]

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

[curiowitch]

[10kbeez]

“if I see any homestuck I’m unfollowing I’m not sorry”

[temporaltower]

i cant describe how this makes me feel

[duccibag]

the nut to end all nuts

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

My face when the Dairy Queen worker flips my blizzard upside down

[ladytedra]

[thepositivecattitude]

Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

[star-anise]

I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.

[glenn-griffon]

That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.

[glyndarling]

When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!