Bites

Model, writer [published author], lover of many random things which you might be privy to on this blog. :3

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here

[thelordofthebutts]

you may unfollow me but you can never deny that you liked my blog enough to make the conscious decision to follow me in the first place

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

I didn’t understand how to use a computer mouse, but then it clicked

[kushandwisdom]

[adventureandpages]

It always pisses me off when I get a new book and people are like “don’t you own enough books already?”

WELL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD DIFFERENT BOOKS HAVE DIFFERENT STORIES! NOW GO MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!

[wingardium-levigoaway-deactivat]

Yes, this. I mean… it isn’t like I am buying all the same book!

[s-t-a-r-l-e-s-s-n-i-g-h-t-deact]

[lovequotesrus]

Everything you love is here

[princepuma]

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

[lovelyshenice]

I opened my door for you and you came in and burned my house down.

my lungs are filling with smoke but i cant leave (via insanosylum)

[chaoticneutralobvi-deactivated2]

[thechronicleofshe]

they only let us narrate yogurt commercials. 

[iforgotmytampon]

dudes

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

Click the link.

[xcii-v-x-deactivated20140719]

THE LINK

[blue-jean-lady]

THE LINK

[awwww-cute]

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

[ryumain]

let her on the damn couch you monster

[stay-safe]

Visit Original Link

remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes

[demisnowflake-deactivated201408]

[justanasshole-deactivated201605]

[thaunderground]

[ugly-bread]

Oh my Lord

[kushandwisdom]

[the-psycho-cutie-deactivated201]

I wonder if your chest ever aches at the sound of my name the same way mine does whenever I hear yours.

(via the-psycho-cutie)

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here

[nervousnotion]

[bites2624]

You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers

[4gifs]

[ilovefrog-deactivated20150414]

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

[assgod]

[letsgetonwithit]

Papa Wolf Joel to the rescue!