Bludhaven's Best Doggo

am i a cute little puppers that's a thousand times better looking than my owner? yes. does dick realize this? yes. does he shower me with love anyway? also yes. (pfp by @/voidmash) 

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every now and then the titans will call dick and desperately ask for long-distance-mission-assistance so they don't all die (usually when dealing with a rather genius villain or one of gotham's escaped madmen that no one wants to deal with).

dick will lift me up and hold me in front of the camera.

the titans cheer and clap and suddenly know exactly what to do, then they go out and defeat the bad guy.

i am holding their team together.

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My puppy looks a lot like you and I keep wanting to call her haley but her name is Lucy

hm. have you considered a name change?🤔

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Does nightwing let you eat his cereal

i think you mean "do i let nightwing eat my cereal"

and of course i do!! he's the best, he deserves some of my cereal

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BITEWIING I HOPE U DONT BITE NIGHTWING

titus tells me a little friendly biting is good for the soul! and damian's been his human for a pretty long time so i think he knows what he's talking about

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Bitewing! How’s ur green friend?

he cares an awful lot for dick which is the base requirement. he has awful taste in food. he knows exactly where the good spots are for petting. he drank all of dick's monster. he did a double backflip off the fire escape with me. i love his jacket it's vv warm. he has no sense of time whatsoever. supreme-belly-rubber. he smells like a greasy pizza den. i abhor him. he's my new best friend.

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i have made a new friend and he is

green

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life's rough when you're using one front paw to hold steady the treat you're gnawing at and suddenly a fly lands on your ear but you don't have another front paw to rub it off

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see i think the problem with vigilantes is that they keep hitting people with weapons. i should be allowed to bite two-face. i want to bite two-face.

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me, curled up under dick's apartment window the minute he leaves for patrol every night:

when will my human return from the war?

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Have you ever met Superman?

i haven’t met him yet but dick keeps saying i need to meet someone named “krypto” so looking forward to that ig??

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the real struggle is when dick buys me a sweater because he thinks i look adorable in them and i have to walk with one empty sleeve flopping around my front like sir you are capable of stitching up a high-tech vigilante suit please just cut the sleeve off it’s annoying

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it’s all fun and games until you try to steal one of dick’s escrima sticks to tempt him into playing fetch with you but you end up getting a zapped by the stick instead

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is there anything better than slouching on dick’s lap and taking a nap? yes slouching on barbara’s lap and taking a nap

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how do u feel about babs?! she seems to like u very much!

oh babs is wonderful. so so wonderful. she gives me pats and belly rubs and all the dog treats.

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dogs shake their tails in excitement

dick told me that the person in the balcony underneath us was shaking her butt in excitement

therefore humans and dogs are the same

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no dick,,,you cannot use my leash as a torinquet,,,,,that's bad for both you and the leash please call someone. i can fetch the phone if you'd like