[Insert Some Inspirational Bullshit Here ;)]

[catchymemes]

[steeiydan]

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

[carnival-phantasm]

LEGEND

[galileoqueen]

when you realize that this is the real life

[joexjuliana]

rufus sewell, chelah horsdal, joel de la fuente and alexa davalos at the new york comic con 2018.

[itch-for-subotic]

[x]

[football-hqs]

[thiems]

is this a renaissance painting

[bm-boys]

[bitflopsey]

Fabulous. One step closer to coming out. Come on, Mats, everyone is rooting for you!

[lishsterical]

Nothing but respect for MY Prime Minister: “If you have to make a decision for the whole country, then find a solution for the whole country and not for old people in the countryside.That is all.” Jürgen Klopp on Brexit

[resistdrumpf]

🤔🤔🤔

[bitflopsey]

Cathy Hummels Rant (Sorry folks)

Can someone please explain to Cathy Hummels that rainbow print is not some cute little accessory or trend from LA? That rainbow symbolizes something very important, something people actually were fighting for and some died defending their right to equality? She bought herself tons of clothes with rainbows because she thinks this trend is simply "to keep things colorful" and is yet to mention LGBTQ folks or acknowledge Pride. Are there plastic surgeons who can enhance critical thinking and compassion? Cuz she really needs it. Big time. P.S. Germans are still cooler than us. Half the country voted for our national embarrassment while only Mats Hummels, a man of questionable integrity and intelligence, voted for theirs. 😂

[bitflopsey]

Wow

So that's why Neven decided to come back to Borussia. Well played Neven, well played.

[dortmunderjungs]

😈😈😈

[ceelixo-deactivated20200509]

[nezekk]

When you leave BVB for Bayern to win the champions league

But get relegated before your pervious club.

#justHummelsthings #sorrynotsorry

[bitflopsey]

THIS! Also, LOL @ fangirls trying to stop others from engaging in some well-deserved schadenfreude. 

[wagsconfession]

[bitflopsey]

Oh wow. If someone with a grain of intellect had said this, I’d be pretty pissed and consider that person a racist. But that’s Cathy Hummels. Can’t be mad at someone so patently dumb.

[bitflopsey]

One day, some dude said to Faina Ranevskaya, a famous Russian actress, that he doesn’t get it why everyone is so crazy about Mona Lisa, she is nothing special.  Ranevskaya said to him: “honey, this woman was adored by so many men that she is now entitled to choosing whom she wants to impress.” So, with that in mind, I’ll just leave it here. :D

[politico]

Chelsea Clinton lets loose on Twitter

Her mom's devastating defeat, coupled with the rise of Trump, has coaxed out a new Chelsea. By ANNIE KARNI

Chelsea Clinton has discovered something new since Inauguration Day: a spicy, sarcastic online personality.

In 2016, the uber-careful, wonky-like-her-mother former first daughter spent much of the presidential campaign trying not to make waves online. She tweeted about anodyne issues like elephants and hydration.

“Heartbreaking to see the elephant poaching crisis growing in Angola,” she tweeted last July, days before the Republican National Convention. “Another reason water is vital,” she wrote on Aug. 8, in the heat of the general election, linking to an article about water in Peru.

Her endorsement of H2O was retweeted just 84 times—which, given her more than 1.5 million followers, meant that it was effectively ignored.

But Hillary Clinton’s devastating defeat, coupled with the rise of President Donald Trump, has coaxed out a new Chelsea: provocative, punchier, and, for virtually the first time in her life, someone angling for attention in the political fray.

“What happened in Sweden Friday night? Did they catch the Bowling Green Massacre perpetrators?” she tweeted on Feb. 19, taking aim at both the president and his counselor, Kellyanne Conway, for fabricating terrorist attacks. The sarcastic post was retweeted more than 41,000 times.

Read more here

[achrilock-deactivated20170421]

While I mean no disrespect to Chelsea Clinton, can I just suggest that maybe America should be finished with dynastic wealthy political families?  Might I also suggest that we dispense with the worship of society’s darlings and start talking about substantive ideas and how to solve the problem of overwhelming economic slavery and political non-representation?

There is nothing “spicy” in those statements.  She is saying what millions of people have been saying for months (decades) and she isn’t saying any of it nearly as well.

We need to cut the hero-worship bullshit.  These people are not like you.  They don’t care about your needs.  They are elites.  They want to control and exploit you.

[bitflopsey]

@achrilock thank you for saying it. Enough already. MSM should stop trying to make “fetch’ happen. It’s not gonna happen.

[bitflopsey]

I thought Mats Hummels transferred to Bayern to win..

W-w-what happened? :D

[not-in-front-of-the-klingons]

Me at the gym