ilya rozanov: i prefer to have sex with people i like and trust. this is because i am LAZY. it has nothing at all to do with the fact that i have been emotionally abused, neglected, and/or abandoned by my family, the people who were supposed to love me. i am not starved for affection!! NYET. i am just a fundamentally lazy person. never mind that i am a world-class professional athlete—one of the best players in the NHL—an accomplishment regularly achieved by indolent sloths.












