The Downlow on Hurricane Parties
Okay *presses hands together*Iâve been seeing a shit ton of posts about these and no actual explanations about How Living In a Hurricane Zone actually fucking works. Like - socially.Â
Reciepts:Â I was made homeless by 2 hurricanes in my life - once at 8 and again at 17. I have also ridden out more hurricanes than I can remember. I grew up in Hurricane Alley in florida and I have a tshirt from my senior year that says I Survived Hurricane High School because our senior year was so fucked by Hurricane Ivan no less than a 1/3rd of the student body was displaced. Aside from my parents divorce itâs probably the single most impactful thing to ever happen to me.
So let me explain a thing to those of you who donât have hurricanes.
Thereâs a few types of hurricanes that make landfall on the continental US. There are REALLY BAD hurricanes - like Katrina and Harvey. Those are the ones where all you can do is Fucking Run.
But then? Thereâs the Less Bad Hurricanes.Those are insanely windy and full of rain and trees come down and shit gets bad but likeâŠmostly, you get through it by hunkering down - boarding up the windows with plywood or specially made hurricane shutters(actually a thing, we had them on my house) bring in everything you have outside your house and plying it up in your living room and then just waiting shit out. Wild right?
If you live in Hurricane Alley, you realize, hey, for a Less Bad Hurricane, higher ground is all I really need. That is still an evacuation, itâs just not a Fucking Run full evacuation. When you evacuate to higher ground you almost always end up at Someoneâs House and often, whoeverâs place you end up at is putting up 2+families and so are other people in that area because thatâs the Higher Ground.
Hereâs whatâs happens. The whole goddamn town shuts down. This is one of the few times capitalism comes to a grinding halt (unless you work at Waffle House. That motherfucker stays open until you pass Cat3 because theyâre more intrepid than any fucking US Marine) and the whole town shuts down. Thereâs power - until there isnât. Thereâs water - until there isnât.Â
And then?Â
Thereâs just you and the people youâre trapped in a house with for hours if not days.
What you end up with is a lot of people in one place, sharing their supplies of water and food because they have to - gathered in the ONE place that might have a generator - WHICH YOU CANNOT RUN ALL THE TIME ANYWAY, DONâT LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU DIFFERENTLY - when the weather is wet and also 90+ degrees, because you gotta remember this only happens in the summer. Schools are closed so a lot of the time, people are trapped in small places with their kids who dont know each other that well and cannot go outside and play which is a nightmare because did I mention the electricity is down? Yeah, this is literally the start of a fucking horror movie.Â
Because on top of that, after a certain point, the sun is going to go down. You may have candles but not THAT many and you wanna save them so you canât read.
And what are you going to do with that time? Seriously, what? Fam you gotta TALK to each other to pass the time.
Plus? All the adults are fucking stressed out. Aside from the host, no one is in their own home and theyâre scared. They might pretend theyâre not but they are. They may not be scared for theyâre life but theyâre afraid for their property and their friends who didnât come with them and theyâre afraid for whatâs going to happen when that motherfucker makes landfall and and and.Â
You know what makes that experience easier (on the adults at least)? Alcohol (and weed if youâre in Florida where that shit is legal) and revelry and generally being playful, letting the kids play too, maybe getting a brightly colored cake that makes the whole experience less terrifying.Â
And lo, hurricane parties.Â
So yeah. Thatâs whatâs going on with hurricanes.
Thatâs whats going to keep going on with hurricanes as the climate crisis continues.
And if you try and guilt and shame people out of their coping mechanisms and survival tactics that scientists and survival experts have proven work (seriously, I went to a panel on how to survive an apocalypse and the first advice they gave was Throw A Party) then youâre just wrong. Stop harshing people and start being supportive. Things are only going to get worse as we move forward and trust me when I tell you, a good hurricane party can save sanity and lives.Â
OP, thank you?? sfm?????
about the only thing more irritating than outsiders being condescending about it is carpetbaggers thinking it really is just about fun and not coping.
Adding on to this actually because thereâs another factor that I think people outside of FloridaâŠprobably SHOULD understand, but often donâtâyou can watch a hurricane coming.
LikeâŠyou have around a week to understand and think about it, and thereâs only so much you can do. In a lot of casesâunless thereâs a) a major hurricane, cat 3 or higher b) making landfall very close to where you liveâit is actually safer to bunker down and ride it out. Most buildings in Florida are designed to withstand hurricane-force winds up to a point; if youâre in a non-evacuation zone or if the storm is coming across land (ie, like me you live on the Gulf coast and the storm is hitting from the Atlantic) you are in the safest possible place.
So you stock up, you board up your windows, and youâŠ.wait.
For days.
Emphasis on the boarded windowsâyou generally want to wait as long as is safe to do that, because something people often fail to fully understand is that once youâve screwed heavy plywood over all the glass in your home, you have no natural light in your house. (My dad invested in a sort of reinforced plexiglassâstronger and better than plywood, but a lot more expensiveâfor our living-room window specifically to counteract that claustrophobic feeling, but thatâs not financially an option for everyone.) At the same time, however, you need to have them up by around the time you start getting rain bands, because otherwise youâre trying to put up large sheets of lightweight material in heavy, gusty winds.
If youâre from up north, understandâyou start getting rain bands DAYS before the hurricane hits. Board up your windows and sit there for two solid days and then tell us weâre stupid for wanting some relief.
(I will say thoughâmost hurricane parties are careful about the booze. A drink or two to help relax is normal, but people here are more sensible than yâall seem to believe. Things can go wrong, even just things as simple as a generator not working properly; everyone is aware that theyâll need to be capable of responding safely. If youâre seeing large amounts of alcohol, that probably means thereâs large amounts of people and theyâre planning for several days minimum without being able to go shopping.)
(Yes, of course thereâs like that ridiculous 2% of people who do shit like hang out in parking garages getting drunk, but it is disingenuous and mean-spirited to act like the tiny portion of people doing something like that are in any way representative. And frankly, theyâre usually tourists.)
Hurricane parties arenât really for decompressing during the storm. Theyâre to help counteract the creeping dread and overwhelming anxiety of the 48 hours BEFORE the storm. Theyâre for giving you something to do, something to focus onâsomething to plan, when youâve already done all the storm prep you can. We donât have hurricane parties because we donât take hurricanes seriouslyâwe have them because we know damn well how serious the situation really is.Â
You have no idea what it feels like to watch the wrath of God descend upon you at a slow and leisurely pace. You have to break that tension if you want to be able to function during a storm; otherwise youâre mentally burned-out and exhausted before the actual hurricane even gets there.
To add to this, I think a lot of people donât understand just how much damage hurricanes can do and for how long that damage can last.
Iâm in Austin, and we got rained on a little when Harvey hit. So Iâm by no means an expert. But when I went down to Houston to volunteer to help the people clean out their houses, I was fucking shocked by how much damage hurricanes can do. I was also 17, so that could factor in why I didnât know how much damage there is. But I think itâs just kind of hard to imagine it unless you see it.
First of all is the way people have to clean out their houses. Their floors, walls, belongings. Everything that got wet goes. People had piles and piles of everything sitting on their lawn because now itâs all moldy and destroyed.
Thatâs their belongings. Their walls. Their floors. Their house.
Peoples houses essentially got moved to their lawns because you canât keep all those moldy walls and floors anymore. They gotta be destroyed, removed, and replaced. So they now lost their furniture, their collections, their everything.
Second is the smell:
Water makes things moldy, and moldy things stink. So when thereâs a house that got hit and has been wet for days, itâs not gonna smell pretty. There was one womanâs place in particular where I couldnât go into the house with a mask on without gagging. The floors were sopping wet. Her books had been completely destroyed, and everything stunk so bad my eyes teared up. I canât even begin to describe the smell. The owner was wearing a gas mask when we arrived. Thatâs how bad it was.
One person said that they havenât been allowed to go home for days because of the health risks. There was one neighborhood that was told they werenât gonna get hit by a hurricane, and then got hit by Harvey. They didnât have house insurance because that was an area of Houston that was predicted to never get hit by a hurricane.
We had a team of people who essentially destroyed peopleâs walls and hauled it into the lawn. Same with the floors.
A year after Harvey hit, my family wanted to go to the ocean. So of course we went to Houston. On the side of the highway, there was a huge ass pile of everyoneâs belongings. This pile went on for longer than a football field. It was much, much taller than a car.
And it was just sitting there. A year later.
I donât know what a mild hurricane looks like, and Iâve never experienced one first hand, but this is what Harvey looked like weeks after they were hit.
Wow this is amazing. I'm not around any hurricane zones or even close and I actually didn't even know there was such thing as a hurricane party. Things like this give me hope because, when it matters, when it REALLY matters, people are GOOD. Yes, there's that two percent who aren't, but in general they are. Like these are strangers going to people's houses and staying there and these people are welcoming them into their homes because they NEED that. They're looking out for each other and taking care of each other. I just think that no matter what others might say, people are amazing and no matter what happens we're gonna get through it because we're human and that's what we DO and I think that's awesome.

















