Mary

20. Maine.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[teapotsahoy]

When ur like: “this show is very good.  In fact, it is too good.  I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”

[1000drawings]

by avogado6

[zackpaslay-deactivated20190708]

15 minutes into disneyland and chill and he gives you this look

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

[catsbeaversandducks]

This Aquarium Picks The Naughtiest Penguin Of The Month

We thought that cats were absolutely shameless creatures but it turns out that penguins are no better either. 

Photos by National Aquarium of New Zealand - Via Bored Panda

[atraversso]

Summer Is Coming - By: Ben Hicks Photographer

[digivolvin]

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

[asgardian-viking]

Narcissus wrote this

[exphautaz]

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

[digivolvin]

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[gif87a-com]

[freakxwannaxbe]

I feel like I am being held hostage

[klubbhead]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[thespectacularspider-girl]

He doesn’t blink through this entire thing

[itscolossal]

A Tall Leafy Tree Grows in Tugboat Printshop’s New 4-Color Wood Block Print

[tibets]

[alphacrone]

girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread. 

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

Daniel Taylor 

Check us out on Instagram 

[atraversso]

Star Party - Danr19f

[ranawaytotelltheworld]

[elodieunderglass]

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy.  She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

[geminigeek]

Now this is quality content.

[iashvee-deactivated20190311]

my heart feels so warm seeing this

[candiikismet]

I will always reblog this. OTTERS!!!!