─────── 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓 ⧽ ft. demon!alastor and human!reader ꕤ 。˚⋆
a ≔ aftercare ⧽ what they're like after sex
alastor is very commonly known not to be much of a clingy person — so i don't think he'd particularly care for cuddling afterwards. however, he will likely still show some form of affection, such as stroking your hair while simply lying side by side, or drawing you a warm bath.
b ≔ body part ⧽ their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's
in my humble opinion, his favorite part of himself is his hands. explanation being that it's because of how quickly they can make you come undone — and he is very proud of that fact. his favorite body part of yours is either your eyes, because he just loves how they shine when you look at him, or your cheeks — he loves to smush them together, he finds it rather entertaining.
c ≔ cum ⧽ anything to do with cum
he is absolutely not pulling out. he will stuff you full of it shamelessly, and then push it back in with his fingers when he finally slides out of you.
d ≔ dirty secret ⧽ pretty self explanatory; a dirty secret of theirs
alastor prides himself in being a gentleman, yada yada.. however he one thousand percent steals a set of your lingerie — if you own any — just to keep them as decor in his radio tower, since no one ever enters it save for himself.
e ≔ experience ⧽ how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?
he isn't experienced whatsoever, but he is a very quick learner.. do what you will with that information.
f ≔ favorite position ⧽ this goes without saying
i do think that, on one hand, he is rather basic when it comes to positions. so, missionary mostly. however, on the other hand.. he's definitely putting you in a mating press if he's extremely worked up.
g ≔ goofy ⧽ are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.
he takes the act of sex very seriously — it is the purest form of connection between two people, he doesn't just do it for fun.
h ≔ hair ⧽ how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.
alastor is unshaved but trimmed. that's all there really is to it.
i ≔ intimacy ⧽ how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect
as i mentioned previously, sex is a very intimate act to him. he is worshipping at the altar of your body, and i stand by that.
j ≔ jack off ⧽ masturbation headcanon
he literally just doesn't. he finds it to be a waste of time, at that point — just do the real thing.
k ≔ kink ⧽ one or more of their kinks
oh, boy.. where do i even start. dacryphilia, hematolagnia, primal play, bondage, orgasm denial, shoving his fingers in your mouth, light erotic asphyxiation, breeding kink (granted, he can't actually conceive due to hellish restrictions for reproduction), need i continue?
l ≔ location ⧽ favorite places to do the deed
a bed is very obvious, so let's get into the less vanilla places. the bayou in his room — ties into the primal play, his radio tower, in the kitchen, but only if no one is currently at the hotel. (granted this would only occur because he's definitely figured out a way to bring you down to hell.)
m ≔ motivation ⧽ what turns them on / gets them going
it's the littlest things, honestly. he absolutely adores those precious, lace-trimmed nightgowns you buy. heaven help him if they have the little bow in the center of the neckline. it's odd, but sometimes even just watching you brush or comb your hair gets him going.
n ≔ no ⧽ something they wouldn't do, turn offs
i truly do not think alastor would be one for anal, piss, cnc, other bodily fluids or solids that aren't cum/squirt(?) that i refuse to name, etc.
o ≔ oral ⧽ preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.
most definitely giving — i've seen people mention this before, and quite frankly? i agree. he doesn't care for receiving.
p ≔ pace ⧽ are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.
this heavily depends on his mood, and i mean that. if he's in his rut? it's quick-paced and rough. aside from that? he's taking his time.
q ≔ quickie ⧽ their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.
he thinks it's disgraceful and shouldn't even exist. why even bother to do it if you aren't going all-out?
r ≔ risk ⧽ are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.
i think he's open to it, but mostly prefers not to take risks. since it's so intimate to him, he would rather do it in privacy. i also do think he's rather territorial but doesn't fully realize it.
s ≔ stamina ⧽ how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?
he has stamina for days. for his shockingly low libido, this man can go for a solid ten rounds, and then some, probably. but you can't last long enough to find out, goodness does that old man wear you out.
t ≔ toys ⧽ do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?
he thinks it's lazy and offensive. he could bring far more pleasure than those materialistic, boring items. if you even consider purchasing one? best believe that he's showing you why you have yet to own one.
u ≔ unfair ⧽ how much they like to tease
it's alastor. the tease of all teases. he is unbelievably cruel but is one thousand percent cooing sweet words in your ear while he does it.
v ≔ volume ⧽ how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.
the most you get out of him is a bleat, but it's immediately being covered up by a grunt. but goodness gracious, he doesn't shut up. he is talking the whole time — and when i tell you it's the most heinous, filthiest things? lord have mercy.
w ≔ wild card ⧽ a random headcanon for the character
okay, so i think this is a collective agreement amongst the girls, gays, and theys that alastor is a feign for eating you out on your period.. but let me just rant about this because, despite how feral he'd be about it, a self-indulgent part of me believes that he'd still be so gentle and sweet about it :( or at least as sweet and gentle as alastor can be. like just imagine him rubbing your aching tummy while he lavishes your lower region with sweet kisses before he absolutely devours you. so cute.
x ≔ x-ray ⧽ let's see what's going on under those clothes
it's monstrous. the first time you two did the deed, he pressed the length of it along your belly — let me tell you, it was up to your ribs. how on earth did it fit? the world may never know.
y ≔ yearning ⧽ how high is their sex drive?
extremely low, but that doesn't mean it's nonexistent. he either wants it or he doesn't, absolutely no in between. it's honestly only once in a blue moon, maybe a little less than that.
z ≔ zzz ⧽ how quickly they fall asleep afterwards
he doesn't, at all. realistically, he's a demon and doesn't need it, so he doesn't bother trying. though if he's at peace enough, he might doze off for a short while.
