Bones Are Chill

Roswell, They/Them pronouns please

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

[sirensdotcom]

[odense]

image description: a tweet edited to read [Pascal Daoust] told me [San Jose] keep[s signing] his [hockey players] so I asked how many [sirens] he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new [siren] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [hockey players] to [Troy Ryan]. end description.

[normal-horoscopes]

God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[apollosfallen]

The only way forward is to stop treating masculinity as synonymous with harmful, monstrous, or dangerous.

[apollosfallen]

There is a fundamental difference between "men are dangerous" (wrong, bioessentialist) and "the patriarchy allows dangerous men to exist unchecked" (true).

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

top five ways to conclude your thesis

so yeah

and I stand by that

thanks for reading

you get it now right

call me with questions I really want to talk about this more please please please

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[sheepshot]

[neonfretra]

[Image transcript: PWHL San Jose Considering Swimsuit Calendar to Afford Head Coach: "We gotta have more than just one guy."

(NOTE: This is a parody image meant to look like a legit beat reporter post.) End transcript.]

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[teddywesworl]

can’t believe they’re not giving out the stanley cup this year. yeah it’s just cancelled

[always-angel]

ned + baby goalie !

[bittybatkid]

[Begin image description:

San Jose Sharks goalie Alex Nedeljkovic folds in half at his waist to talk with a very small child goalie in full gear before a game. The entire picture is in shades of blue.

End image description]

[artfest]

Artist: @perrosconsueter

[neonfretra]

[Image description: A warm, sunny painting of Snoopy and Woodstock laying in the grass and sharing a pair of earbuds. End description.]

[mobydyke]

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

[night-the-starfish]

Disable your ad blocker? For him?, gouache on paper.

[neonfretra]

(original post)

my impression of an american: so imagine a burger

my impression of a californian (from america): so imagine a burger from in-n-out

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah