shut up jennyfer.

what’s up, prepare to cringe or laugh. maybe both who knows my dudes? | I may reply/follow back as jennyferbri | was @sillypuns

[stream]

Birds of Prey (2020)

[muffintoppingprettyhard]

Fuck this bitch. She’s just mad more people wanna fuck Pennywise than her.

I mean, look at him.

[sonicrainbooms]

what the genuine fuck are you talking about

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

its bad when the brony is the sensible one

[sonicrainbooms]

That’s fair

[faythinthemusic]

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

[savordance-lifesupport]

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

[apoeticmindset]

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

[ghoulvalentines-archive]

One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.

[osheamobile]

gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood

[stimman4000]

bro keep this between us but your vibes are luscious as fuck today

[biweirdojen]

What the USA be called if everyone just drove white cars?

White Car Nation.

[jennyferbri]

Ok but @ suggestion blogs why must you so painfully relate like what even you put my emotions into words for me

[gayvampiretown]

One day Edward gets a call from Jacob and he’s like “DUDE TURN ON GHOST ADVENTURES RIGHT NOW THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU” and they’re in an old “haunted” Chicago hospital and Zak Bagans says “one of the victims of the Spanish influenza was a seventeen year old boy named Edward who disappeared with no trace one day. Will we come into contact with his spirit tonight?” And Edward of course has to sit down and watch the whole thing and every time they hear anything they’re like “EDWARD? IS THAT YOU?” And Edward just yells at the screen “YEAH, MAYBE”

The family eventually gets a whiteboard to keep track of how many times they’ve each been featured on a ghost hunting show. Alice is in the lead.

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

The Twilight Renaissance is not what I expected in 2019 but you know what? Fine.

[jennyferbri]

Me: *listens to the beetle juice musical for 2 days*

My phone: okay SOOOO, 70 bj tik toks, 13 YouTube recommendations, and a continuous loop of the album even when you wanna listen to something else. Oh, and 30 hot topic ads.

[biweirdojen]

This blog be dead... and frankly, so has almost everything else

[catchymemes]

[invagir-zim]

Source

[jennyferbri]

I have all of these plushies and pillows I have on my bed yet the only thing I wanna cuddle with is taken

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Bring back the vid of you saying "these bitches treating me like a hotdog, only want my meat when I've got bread"

JUST for you

[thescholarlystrumpet]

do you ever just look at your own blog and think…. damn i’m a thirsty bitch

[greelin]

is it okay to smell every single candle when you’re in the candle section of a store? i’m asking for a friend. i’m kidding. i’m not asking for a friend. i was asking for me. and i actually don’t care if it’s okay. i’m going to do it anyway

[angelicgif]

breaking dawn book!bella is SO FUCKING FUNNY she just wants to Fuck !!!!! like she gets married so they can fuck! she literally begs edward (who cries for a week after they have sex for the first time its literally Canon) will let them have sex again!!! shes legit abt to die bc shes CARRYING A HUMAN VAMPIRE HYBRID and is still thinkin abt boning !!!!!!!!!!! then the second shes a vampire and she sees edward shes like ‘so….. we fuckin now right?’ and everyones like ‘bella ????????????????????? go drink some blood u dumb bitch?’ like Yes technically she has like really good self control for a newborn but thats just bc her special vampire power is being really fuckin horny for edward ://///// 

[watcherscrown]

That’s just the Mormon courtship experience

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

no one:

charmin bears: i fucking love???????????????????????shitting ??????????????

[o-ceti]

do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

[prrb]

non american here! i wish i didnt learn english