#silly puns

[ririwithrice]

whatever it’s your nichoLOSS cage

[scrittarts]

I hear there's a new telekinetic soda shop.

They can make a rootbeer float.

[theartofarandaadams]

An old one I forgot to post. Whenever people talked about the new pope, only one image came to mind.

[gumy-shark]

guy who’s never heard music before listening to the mechanisms: ouat(is) this

[pattdork]

Ava: How would you call Vincent running away, cowardly?

Beatrice: how?

Ava: Velocipastor 🤪

[yehoria-offical]

Pun time:

[Character] sees a figure in the distance, moving at a concerningly high pace. After seeing the figure fall, they start moving towards it, at a concernedly high pace.

Get it? The high pace of the figure makes the character concerned, but then they move towards it fast, because they are concerned for the safety of whoever it is?

Idk. This is a silly one.

[art-of-mathematics]

The fur dumplings are embedded in fluffy space.

[ID: Two sleeping cats resting in a fluffy bed with orange-yellow-ish bed sheets in a flower of life pattern. - The cats cause distortions (German: "Liegemulde") in the bed as they have some mass. These cats resemble masses/gravitational objects causing distortions in a spacetime grid (alias "bed" ).]

[highladyluck]

“I love this new pub!”