We rate bixias (since 2025)

Send us your favourite bixia and have their fuckability level put to public vote. Thanks to @thebansacredbanned for the header image

[bixiafucker]

What about Blossoms in Adversity emperor, do we have a consensus on him

This man is a bixia and he has an amazing hat. But is he fuckable?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 9, 2025

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[romanceyourdemons]

by age 40 every warlord should have

4-5 trusted generals

a kind of useless emperor to be nominally loyal to

obsessively devoted relationship with an advisor

at least one strategically useful territory you repeatedly lose and recapture and at this point it just feels like a personal vendetta and everyone is begging you to cut your losses and move on but how could you move on from something you’ve pumped so much of your own blood into?

ominous relative

[bixiafucker]

One of the hottest things about emperors is their alone/lonely personal pronoun: 孤 (gū)

Sexy sexy solitude :( I think the emperor is the loneliest boy on earth

[andwhatnot1]

I tried to be strong... but

I'm still not immune to men who are on the verge of crying

[bixiafucker]

Three Kingdoms - Liu Xie

We all love a beautiful, sopping wet miserable little man here on tumblr dot com. However sometimes a man really is so pitiful that it's not even fun anymore. As a wise woman once said: "no one's ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time". But who knows, perhaps it might cheer him up a bit.

Bixia fuckability rating: 4.5/10

[bixiafucker]

Do Xiao Jingyan

i shall ask the audience

Is Xiao Jingyan a fuckable bixia?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 12, 2025

[bixiafucker]

Nirvana in Fire - Xiao Jingyan

The people have spoken, and they overwhelmingly hunger for honorable depressed buffalo meat. Just mind you don't cut yourself on those cheekbones.

Bixia fuckability rating: 8.72/10

[bixiafucker]

Mysterious Lotus Casebook - The Emperor of Great Xi

He's certainly a guy... who is an emperor. Rather uninspiring and formulaic and disappointingly trigger-happy... until a mysterious sexy miracle doctor turns up and saves his life, of course. Not even particularly handsome - no wonder he only had 1 kid. At least she's cute.

Bixia fuckability rating: 3/10

[zhoudadudugongjin]

@caozihuanismyson I thought you might appreciate these pipis :)

[bixiafucker]

The Advisors Alliance - Cao Pi

Opportunist usurper. Handsome and brooding. Soggy and tortured. Secretly terminally ill. Enough daddy issues to keep a publication industry going for centuries. Loves his girlfriend but is kind of a bitch to his wife.

Bixia fuckability rating: 7.5/10

[peachran]

I actually really love Jun Wu as a character, and wish I’d see more discussion on him! He’s so compelling and so well written. His motive and mission are just fascinating and his relationship with Xie Lian in all its forms has different meanings on all levels!

[bixiafucker]

Heaven Official's Blessing - Jun Wu

Incredibly handsome and supportive (assuming your goals involve being a narrative foil and manipulated into despair). Just a poor little meow meow really. Would not recommend a long-term relationship with him but would probably be a solid casual lay.

Bixia fuckability rating: 7.5/10

[bixiafucker]

Do Xiao Jingyan

i shall ask the audience

Is Xiao Jingyan a fuckable bixia?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 12, 2025

[soshrimped]

nangong jingnu is so aghh

sketchy drawing i wasnt satisfied with but the dragon is🙂‍↕️

also the colors lost all their vividness?? help

[bixiafucker]

Clear and Muddy Loss of Love - Nangong Jingnu

Nobody does it like the ladies. She won out over 9 brothers for the throne. Smart, honourable, and so hot she managed to melt her wifehusband's frozen heart and derail her revenge. Batshit insane at times but honestly that just makes her sexier.

Bixia fuckability rating: 9/10

[zhoudadudugongjin]

I love you bixia of the slutty pjs ❤️🤍❤️🤍

[bixiafucker]

Joy of Life - The Emperor of Southern Qing

Always in his pyjamas with the neckline wide open, living the slut life. Easy access for some hanky panky. Points deducted for being moderately terrifying.

Bixia fuckability rating: 8/10

[wirwerdensiegen]

Yes, Your Majesty.

[bixiafucker]

The Sleuth of Ming Dynasty - Emperor Cheng Hua

A bit of a dunce, but handsome enough for a postage stamp

Bixia fuckability rating: 6.5/10